Jizzie McGuire

I love stand up comics, but sometimes they try way too hard and I get second hand embarrassment.

Is this a stab at me for when I try to perform my stand-up routines in front of you?

Is that what you call them? I thought that was just our sex life.

i’m too hot (milk)

FUCK

Yes, let’s spam the dash to get back at someone else who doesn’t give a shit. That’ll show them.

Ur such a rebel, John.

anyways whats your favorite playlist on 8tracks

I used 8 tracks once and it just frustrated me. I still have anger issues over Pandora.

Let’s find things to bitch about because I don’t have anything else to do.

Let's bitch about your dick. That's always a fun game.

She’s my groupie.

FUCK YOU, YOU WISH, LIMP DICK.

why is john ocallaghan all over my dashboard

Reasons.

get him off of my dashboard

Hmmm....nah.