Purple- tribute to the mlm/wlw yanderes!

I adore her. She poisoned their soup (she was working in the cantine and was forced to serve the occupying nazis) and ATE the same soup to proove her innocence. Then she rushed home to her grandma who gave her a whole jar of milk to drink and throw up.

she was 17. teenage girls are so fucking hardcore

Failed Prank

I just said “See you later, alligator” to a four-year-old and I think it was the first time they had ever heard that.  They froze in their tracks, looked at me completely bewildered then replied, “See you later, chicken” and kept walking.

Try it out for yourself (if you wish) here

hell yeah

ah yes, the ol rolling pin dilda

it’s called the purple ramjet

which end do you start with? the answer is yours to decide

shove a vase up your ass

i call it the matterhorn

Just cram an entire table lamp up there

Police confiscated vinegar used to neutralize pepper spray and claimed it was a chemical used against them, they faked an injury (that is obviously paint, and the officer would have been in riot gear, not a uniform) Released personal info on the people arrested, arrested journalists and legal observers, and broke a restaurant window and blamed protesters…

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stop calling people “transtrenders” and let them experiment with their gender identity and try out different stuff.

Side note: I always knew that chicken tasted vaguely of pickles.

2 tablespoons BBQ sauce