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Itβs so funny to me to see how people that arenβt fans of dream smp react to dream smp content. I just saw a post that was like, βWhat do you mean thereβs plot? Theyβre YouTubers???β Like. People donβt know that the dream smp is a giant roleplay. They just think weβre really passionate about speedrunning.
Like you say that youβre a fan of dream smp and people are like βoh dream and his stans suckβ and itβs like. The dude doesnβt even stream on the server. I am simply here to watch a 17 year old roleplay killing god.
I love to remind SBI fans that DreamSMP hates the SBI dynamic and it always ruins every headcanon and that Dream is the main reason why the dynamics aren't cute family time. Besides from the fact the only Wilbur and Phil are canonically related so they dynamic was fucked from the start.
"Wilbur hates Dream for killing Tommy multiple times" and "Wilbur getting revived means he's going to kill Dream and work against him" Wilbur and Dream have been friends since Dream gave Wilbur the tnt and protected him from Tommy. Ghostbur was friends with Dream even after finding out that Dream lied to him. Afterlife Wilbur was told by Tommy that Dream killed him yet again and Wilbur literally didn't care.
"Phil and Techno are hiding their true feelings about Tommy being killed in the prison and want Dream dead for killing him" No. They don't care. I'm sorry but it's true. Tommy betrayed Techno and by extension Phil after they were willing to help him. Dream and Techno have been friendly since day 1 from giving Techno starter gear on the mountain. He later gave Techno the map to the totem he used to save himself from the Butcher Army and saved Carl for him and geared him up. It's not about the favour Techno owes Dream it's about Dream and Techno working together because they understand eachother and it benefits both of them.
"Phil and Techno hid their true feelings about Tommy's death because of Niki and Ranboo" Apart from the fact that the Syndicate has a 'what happens in the syndicate stays in the syndicate' rule, Niki and Ranboo are both some of the only characters that Techno would open up to and has said multiple times he trusts them enough to tell them secrets that only he and Phil canonically knows about.
Also Dream canonically had something with both Wilbur and Fundy just to add onto their shitty relationship dynamic.
(All this is light-hearted but also low-key high-key true)

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Slutshaming women is not ok Slutshaming Alexander Hamilton is totally ok Tumblr logic
he cheated. on his wife.
heβs also been dead for several hundred years this is the funniest post ive ever read in my life
fave things about this post:
the idea that thousands of people are calling alexander hamilton a slut
calling any founding father a slut
the idea that people are SHAMING Alexander Hamilton for being Such A Slut he is being SHAMED for being such a naughty little tart, SPREADING HIS LEGS FOR EVERYONE IN CONGRESS
that this was probably prompted by people expression dissaproval for Alexander Hamilton cheating on his wife - that the OP thinks βslut shamingβ and βIsnt it gross that he cheated on his wifeβ are the same thing
Alexander Hamilton has been dead for 210
210 slutty, slutty years
the way that this is presented in such a CHECKMATE SJWS way when theyβre talking about a founding father who cheated on his wife and has been DEAD FOR 210 YEARS
the fact that the words βSlutshamingβ and βAlexander Hamiltonβ have been used in the same sentence
i mean just apply what weβd traditionally think of as βslut shamingβ to Alexander Hamilton.
His frock coat is too tight, his breaches are so short, have you SEEN how often he powders his wig??? I heard he gave Thomas Jefferson a handy behind the stables AND that he got fingered by John Hancock
i barely know who alexander hamilton is
date of origin: 2014
The Hamilton discourse extends beyond time.
Sorry to say, but they do the exact same thing for humans too.
Itβs amazing how people in the notes and comments are absolutely FURIOUS at me for the included Frozen comparison. Special shout out to everyone trying to prove that real people look like this.
Not to mention that when people edit these characters to have better facial proportions, the originals look like bizarre fish people.
How humans draw themselves is always fascinating to me
op why are you speaking like you arenβt human iβm scared
Ehβ¦perhaps read my blog description.
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what the fuck
I dont know how to say this but I recognize that frozen characters are stylised in their weird cat-face giant-eyes disney 3d style thing, and I feel like stylized 3D animation is really cool when done right. And by done right I mean βthe characters arenβt all identical twinsβ
Frozen (2)βs stylised animation:
Its.. its flashy for sure, proves their budget is gigantic, and the clothes are nice, but they have the exact same face with the exact same expression. Sisters typically donβt look like carbon copies of each other, even with the same parents. My sister and I are varied by skin tone, facial proportions, and weight distribution in the body.
Spiderverse
All the characters have clear & distinct silhouettes. The two un-masked male characters (miles & Peter b) look distinct, and not just by skin color and height. Milesβ facial proportions and hair texture are unquestionably afrolatino, while Peter B has the classic Broken-Nose greasy unwashed hair look. Miles is a very skinny 14 year old and Peter, well, he looks like an adult. Cannot believe you can guess characters ages and be correct in this movie. Important to note they both have different expressions and body language that portray similar emotions to the character behind the camera.
(I didnβt wanna compare Gwen & Penny because they have fundamentally different 3D art styles)
The characters here are distinct. Penny is a 12 year old Japanese preteen, Gwen is a ballet dancer and drummer and you can tell from her shoulders sheβs built, Peter porker is an actual 2 foot pig, miles is a 14 year old whom surprisingly doesnβt look like superman (looking at Disney here) Peter B has maintained the shoulder strength but his core is flat- he looks like he doesnβt even wanna waste the energy, and spider noir is built like a fucking tree i just realised how tall he actually is. See kids, if you punch nazis you gain an extra 2 inches from God as a reward.
What Iβm trying to say is: studios all have the ability to make memorable, compelling and diverse characters in 3D models, they just donβt want to stop making White Disney Princess.
Hell, they could even make thoseΒ unique and distinct and interesting if they tried, they donβt want to do even that.
so weβre skipping the human eating cryptid blog? yeah okay yeah okay sure yeah
i truly hope virgil is thrivingΒ
Itβs that time of year again
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>> The little Stormcloud, always thinking in the terms of fight or flight. Such a fragile balance can easily be toppled. Let's hope you never fall from your tightrope of lightning.
Wow!! This is absolutely beautiful!!!
I wish lesbians were as easy to find in real life as they are on tumblr
11 FUCKING THOUSAND NOTES ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME WHERE ARE YOU ALL COME DATE ME
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update: we are dating
update: we are married
update: we knocked up
This is the cutest story on the entirety of Tumblr, I swear to god!!!!!
Update: had a baby together
god creating lil nas x
How is the caption more hilarious than the comic
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I'm doing a dream team as vines animatic, but i'm pretty impatient and want my attention Γ±0w so here's a sneak peak!

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