Esperanza Leon

All fantasy authors wish they had a bigger bathtub in their house. You can tell by every bathing scene ever written into a fantasy novel

Raspberries aren’t either. But kiwi and pumpkin are. 😑

Why must y'all do this, let me live in ignorance

^ literally

Also, watermelon is not a fruit. Its actually a vegetable. It belongs in the cucumber and squash family

I am so tired

I have learned Too Much

Pumpkin isn’t a squash?

plant geek tumblr has saved us all

My most diagnosable take is that honestly. As much as people in social justicey spaces talk about exercising your empathy ... there's also value in being able to turn it off so you're not extremely susceptible to emotional manipulation. Sometimes you have to be able to recognize "oh, this is bullshit propaganda trying to tug at my heartstrings" and stop giving a fuck about like. Colonizer feelings or whatever. Vibes can't override your principles

Like idk being niceys is a good start but your politics can't begin and end with 🌈 kindness 🌈 or you're gonna get taken advantage of. The worst people on earth will be like "but what if........ I have a sob story about it 🥺" & you Need to be able to tell them to Fuck Completely Off

There's a certain strain of ... Everyone Is Valid 🌸 style pseudo leftism that ime invariably caters to whoever throws the biggest tantrum. And this is a Problem interpersonally & it's especially bad if you let these people dictate your opinions. Not everyone is valid some of you are racist

Man no one even remembers laptop in bed. It was laptop in bed for years. Now it's just phone in bed. Maybe tablet. But usually phone. So much has changed

There was a week I was so sick while on my study abroad program and it's still one of my clearest memories of that time. Just curled up in bed with soft light coming through the windows alternating sleeping with watching tv shows and movies through VLC on my laptop - that little orange cone was a part of the experience.

When I was a kid watching tv was idiot coded and nerds read books, but now scrolling shortform videos is considered braindead behavior and watching tv means you're some kinda intellectual. You might think this shifting assessment of media's consumers might make readers into absolute super geniuses, but no. Only perverts read now.

I think I can confidently speak for all of us when I say we were all expecting a cat.

Absolutely nothing could've prepared me for Ethel

You cannot say that a top grossing artist is "feral" or making you "feral." You are listening to the Billboard Top 40. You are very domesticated.

Stupid ass take. The fame of the artist doesn't define how it makes you feel. Do you not see me go hogwild eating potatoes, easily one of the top 5 most well known vegetables

We're like shooting stars you and I

*wreaking

"we detected a mature post" yeah I'm in my 30s