ALiCE

i need like 9 cigarettes and a gunshot to the face

i understand (on paper) why companies are anti-piracy but its funny when random individuals are also strongly anti-piracy. like how does it negatively affect your life if someone you know downloads a cracked torrent of sims 4. you dont work for EA. EA isnt gonna pay you for this. you lose nothing. its fine. chill out.

tumblr is great bc its like a diary where I can take other peoples diary entries and glue them into my own diary

reading a historical romance novel and reflecting on the way these stories often present woke nobility for the contemporary reader. a big thing is servants. you can’t not have servants in those times but many modern readers think “but I would never have servants. it would be so weird to have servants” and in order to make the protagonists of the story more relatable they are actually friends with the servants. but flip your perspective and think of it from the side of the servants. wouldn’t it be so awful if your boss was always trying to be friends with you. a really common thing you’ll see is the woke baronet having tea in the kitchen with the servants bc he’s not like other baronets. but what if your boss wanted to hang out and talk during your lunch break every day. not so charming when you think about it that way

Do you also believe you don't deserve any love or acceptance unless you provide something of value? 🫠 Like you need to earn even crumbs of attention by giving something: material goods, content, jokes..?

How is it that you can a music library of like 1,200+ absolute bangers but as soon as you put it on shuffle in a group setting it's like. anime opening you added in 2010. homestuck parody song. musical artist who was cancelled last year for kidnapping and eating children in his basement. Hamilton

[yelling at the club to someone i met ten minutes ago] do you think im a burden be honest

They call it the never afford anything and kill yourself economy

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself