history, huh?

Ppl will be like "my car is so convenient, I just have to pay for parking & spend time looking for parking & standing in traffic & always make sure I don't break a law on accident & get fined & I also have to pay for insurance & registration & maintenance & repairs & of course there's always the risk that I could get in a car accident" and then wonder why you'd rather just take public transport

google search how to interact with other human beings in a way that another human being might consider normal or even acceptable

my teeth were perfectly designed to tear abd rend the soft white flesh of the gentle beast known as the mozzarella

a bookstore date always sounds like a good idea.

Companies deleting media you've literally purchased is 1000x more realistically "stealing" than digital piracy, you cannot change my mind

do not try contacting me i have blocked you on my crystal ball

you used to be able to get a job just by circling a listing in a newspaper in red pen

it’s amazing how women are able to navigate crowded rooms without ever touching a palm to a man’s lower back