✨Sad Fairy Dust✨

when i'm in a trying to kill myself by dissolving my life essence into the skill competition but fitzchivalry farseer and kennit ludluck are already there

realm of the elderlings is soooooo hard to recommend to people. “it’s about the bastard son of a prince who’s raised to be an assassin and can also communicate with animals” <- sounds interesting, maybe even fun. “it will make you feel so bad you’ll wish you were never born” <- will instantly scare off 95% of all living beings except you really can’t leave that part out

People were so messy in the past. I’ve been studying Alaskan newspaper archives and I just stumbled across the record of a man who abandoned his family in Washington around 1905 and lived another 30 years in a cabin along the Yukon River in Alaska with them assuming he had died around the time he left for Alaska. Dude was just sitting in a cabin in the middle of nowhere for 30 years avoiding his wife and 4 kids. No divorce, no gold panning money mailed home. And his wife didn’t even divorce him for abandonment or have him declared dead for insurance purposes. So curious if he was like “This isn’t working out, I’m going somewhere far away.” and she was like “Alright, understood.” or if he left and she couldn’t be arsed to deal with the paperwork.

This is Literally FitzChivalry Farseer- excuse me, Tom Badgerlock

My mom learned it because she figured she’ll go deaf when she gets old

My family went holiday SCUBA diving once, and a couple of Deaf guys were in the group. I was really little and I spent most of the briefing overcome with the realization that while the rest of us were going to have regulators in our mouths and be underwater fairly soon, they were going to be able to do all the same stuff and keep talking.

The only reason some form of sign language is not a standard skill is ableism, as far as I can tell.

@official-linguistics-post

There's lots of problems with USA public education but also a lot of you were just drawing Naruto characters kissing while your history teacher tried to tell you about the Scramble for Africa

They should make an anime about major history events actually. That way people could still ship the characters and be forced into accidentally learning things

if christopher nolan was really the visionary and ground-breaking director everyone claims he is he would have cast ben affleck as penelope

playing stupid games but im really bad at them so im not even winning the stupid prizes

“character who gained weight to show how they are healthy now” trope my beloved