gottro

For all its faults Tumblr has truly ruined all other social media for me because my friends all have Instagram and are all trying to get me on Instagram more but every time I open Instagram there are like fifteen things screaming for my attention and when I get over myself long enough to start scrolling it's like. Where is my chronological dash. Where is the following-only option. Who are these people. Why are there so many videos. Everyone is screaming at me. And then before I know it I'm thirty minutes into scrolling and I haven't seen a single thing that I actually care about. At least on Tumblr when I see stuff I don't care about I know someone I follow has found a new interest.

The dash is chronological!? It makes so much more sense now

fitz is thee unreliable narrator ever he’s so fucking funny like his logic clearly makes perfect sense to him bc he is Very Intelligent Very Well Trained and sometimes he’ll make an observation that’s almost normal and you get baited into thinking omg he’s making a genuine self-actualising realisation and then he follows it up with the most batshit irrational repressed self-hating sentence you’ve ever read. this repeats for 9 books and the whole time you’re thinking Stupid Idiot Please Learn Surely You Cannot Go On Like This while fitz is like this is my unbiased factual autobiography and now you understand why i am awful. you must also have witnessed how normal and platonic i am about my close male friend the fool