Marrrrryyyyy IS ME

Students, you have NO IDEA how high that bar is. 

Only thing that matters in 2020

The only thing that will ever matter.

your bed is probably as happy to see you as you are to see it. ‘here comes the warmth slab’ it thinks

wrong it thinks “god hope this dipshit doesnt spill beans all over me again who tf eats beans in bed”

stop reblogging this new year new me i havent spilled beans in bed ONCE this year

uh oh

It gets funnier the earlier in the year you reblog it

LAST TIME I REBLOGGED THIS THE LAST COMPARISON WASNT ON THERE

This is the best thing I have ever seen

Dam it it got better

S T O P

This is why I love Tumblr. Do Yoda next please or Boba Fett.

Oh god. I can’t even think of something for them lol

Yoda gotta be raisin bread.

ENOUGH

The last one got me.

i was mildly amused until the last one, at which point i broke

IT GOT BETTER

The best add ❤️

When you remember JJ Abrams was a Luke/Leia shipper everything starts to make sense 

it really really does t b h