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Pardon me for being English, but I really don’t understand the concept of Handburger Helper. Like, it sounds like something you’d add to your hownmade handburgers, but in actuality it’s just pasta? There’s no actual handburgers involved in the process whatsoever???

wait fuck HAMburgers. I meant hamburgers but their logo is a hand and it threw me off guard and made me temporarily think they were called handburgers. Which begs the question, why the fuck is their logo a hand? theyre not even called handburgers

OHHH because it’s a HELPING HAND jesus this post is a trainwreck, post cancelled

WAIT post NOT CANCELLED because none of this answered the question about the irrelevance of burgers. I’m beginning to believe this confusing hand business is all a tactic to distract from the lack of involvement handburgers actually play in this process.

FUCK i mean HAMburgers

What’s with Russia and dashcams?

to have car insurance in russia, dashcams are required because russians are terrible drivers

did you really need to ask what’s up with dashcams in Russia after watching this video

still doesn’t beat that dash cam footage of the meteorites coming down and the guy just grumpily adjusts his rearview mirror to avoid the glare and keeps driving

Do you have a link to that one? I’ve seen it before, but I haven’t been able to find it again.

the first post ever on tumblr

I WAS EXPECTING IT TO BE A REMAKE OF SOME SORT HOLY FUCK

WHO THE FUCK KEEPS BRINGING THIS BACK

reblog this because it shows up every blue moon

I FOUND IT ✊

I WAS SO SCARED IT WOULDNT BE THE ORIGINAL

Who first posted this?

I THOUGHT THIS WAS GOING TO END WITH A MEME OR SOME SHIT NO IT’S THE REAL ONE OH MY GOD

Wishing I’ll do well on my finals ✨

NO y'all need to actually go and read this shit in its entirety AND donate cuz sis legitimately PREACHED A WORK!

College students

I’ve already reblogged this today but I need to again because they’re /so/ bad

This is the best tweet ever

You're amazing

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