bad for good.

fuckin.. shut up. Shut up. im looking at jars on ikea.com shut the fuck up.

titties: out

the g in goth stands for gay

When Bob Ross says, “Let’s have a little fun/get crazy” you KNOW he’s gonna drop a motha fuckin’ TREE on that BITCH.

[puts far more meat than is reasonable into tortilla] [tortilla doesn’t fold fully or correctly] bullshit. what’s wrong with you. fuck you

This kid is just so freaking cool I’m proud of him

fucking sorcerer 

@dragonwithabeanie

This is just the Johnny Cash fandom.

This man looks like he’s just spotted a vampire he’s about to kill not with a stake through the heart, but his fists.

how women actually are

This is by emmyc on tumblr!

Adele is shook

if catholicism/christianity is fake… mary really was in that for the long haul. she pulled the longest con in existence & even got her kid in on it

mary, about to invent the miracle of christ: oh, haven’t you heard?