Nick in orbit! ✨🛸

Nii-san, please refrain from such boorish behavior. I am attempting to cultivate a dark academia aesthetic in this mansion.

This movie gets funnier every year that I get older

Lol just found McDonald's doordash on someone's doorstep #hunter #gatherer

That’s literally gathering not hunting or did your dumpy ass kill the burger yourself

I killed the dasher

Okay W

As someone who knows a fair amount of German I’m trying to translate these tweets myself and Scheiß can also be used for fuck as well as shit so it can also be “my fucking dog Tank of Peace is drifting 200 nautical miles off the Colombian coast” is a whole new level of funny too me

you eat me and i perfectly dodge all of your digestive enzymes and stomach acid and i sprint out your asshole fully intact

The hoes are unimpressed with your sarcastic detachment, and are enchanted with my sincere wonder. Writhe like the worm you are.

Jalter's been bad at French since she named her first Noble Phantasm 'La Grondement Du Haine'.

Amused by the fact that no other French servant bothered to tell her, they just let her butcher their language

She is canonically illiterate and learned how to read and write for the first time to write to Santa Claus of course her grammar sucks

Absolutely love this sentence