Jess, at your service. I am 25, autistic, and I have a completely regular and not at all intense interest in dwarves. I'm not obsessed (lying).
I made this blog just to reblog things regarding dwarves, especially neo-Khuzdûl, so I can find them easily later. So I guess it's kind of an archive for my hyperfixation!
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this is not a fully formed thought but I feel like if anywhere on middle earth would have something akin to homeowners associations it would be Hobbiton
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this is not a fully formed thought but I feel like if anywhere on middle earth would have something akin to homeowners associations it would be Hobbiton
Lobelia Sackville-Baggins is head of the HHOA for many years, and tries several times to have Bilbo removed from Bag End. The last (and worst) of these instances is after he returns to the Shire.
She calls a HHOA meeting, claiming he isn't fit to live in such a prestigious hole due to the state of his garden. Even the implication of an unkempt garden is basically a Hobbit hate crime, and he could hardly manage the upkeep from the other side of Middle Earth! Bilbo, fresh out of a year dealing with dwarves, a dragon, and a full blown war, is so disgusted at her statement that he almost forgets his manners and comes very close to slapping her (he does manage to reign it in, but not before he tells her exactly what he thinks of her behaviour- and his mysterious lack of spoons). Everyone is appropriately outraged at his lack of social graces. Gandalf is delighted to hear about the event next time he visits. Lobelia Sackville-Baggins is no longer the head of the HHOA.
this is not a fully formed thought but I feel like if anywhere on middle earth would have something akin to homeowners associations it would be Hobbiton
this is not a fully formed thought but I feel like if anywhere on middle earth would have something akin to homeowners associations it would be Hobbiton
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on the whole “hobbits sleep in piles” thing, at some point bilbo noticed fíli and kíli snuggled up (they shared a room in ered luin) and decided to join them
✧ And then he realises that it's because they're his.
✧ Aragorn doesn't reveal himself immediately and just watches you for a little while, a smile on his face.
✧ It's actually you that notices him, leaning against the wall.
✧ Following his gaze you realise he's staring at the shirt you've taken, and you awkwardly laugh before asking if he needs it back.
✧ He is very quick to reassure you that there's no need.
✧ Then he comes up to join you, holding you in a hug before giving you a kiss.
✧ When his hands wander a little it's actually not to your hair, but instead tracing around the fabric to see where it falls on you.
✧ Won't say this out loud - but also finds it sweet to see them not quite fitting your form.
✧ When he first gets to Minas Tirith he keeps expecting to find you in one of his nicer outfits, but instead you keep going back to the ranger ones.
✧ Doesn't ask why - but eventually you approach with a handful of nicer shirts and ask him to wear them more so they'll still feel like him when you put them on.
✧ He is very happy to oblige.
𝐋𝐞𝐠𝐨𝐥𝐚𝐬
✧ Stares at the shirt for a moment, then back to you, then back to the shirt.
✧ "You... you are aware that's my shirt, melleth?"
✧ "I am." You look up at him with a smile, and Legolas realises that he must be missing something.
✧ A light blush settles on his face as he comes up to you, "May I ask why you have chosen to steal my clothes?"
✧ "Do you want them back?"
✧ The blush becomes darker, before Legolas looks at you again.
✧ Words don't seem to come to him for a moment, and he simply stands there as if trying to convey something to you through only a confused but admiring look.
✧ "No. At least not right now."
✧ And then his arms close around you, hugging you tightly.
✧ Legolas doesn't fully understand why he enjoys seeing you wear his clothes so much, or why it feels so intimate and loving to him, but he also doesn't complain.
✧ There's still a small look of fascination on his face each time he sees you doing it, no matter how many times you've stolen his clothes.
𝐆𝐢𝐦𝐥𝐢
✧ "And what do we have here, hm?"
✧ As flustered as Gimli gets by it, he still speaks up about it quickly and smiles when you turn around.
✧ (He can admire you better when you're facing him as well.)
✧ Most of his blush and admiration of you comes out as a series of compliments more than anything else, and although they're rushed you can tell they're genuine.
✧ Sneaks glances to you throughout the rest of the day as well.
𝐁𝐨𝐫𝐨𝐦𝐢𝐫
✧ The first person in the Fellowship to be less flustered by it and more admiring of it.
✧ You see him stop in the entrance of the room, eyes sweeping over you as he looks at the fabric on you.
✧ Where it seems to hang more loosely, the bits it's a little tighter on.
✧ Only becomes sheepish when you make eye-contact and he realises he's been caught staring.
✧ "You look lovely."
✧ The praise is sincere, but you still laugh a little. "You tell me that with anything I wear."
✧ Boromir has crossed the gap between you two, leaning forward to give you a gentle kiss on the forehead.
✧ "You look especially lovely."
✧ Is definitely proud of the fact you feel comfortable enough to wear his clothes.
✧ Not just because it means you like him enough to steal something of his - to want him near you - but also because you can feel safe around his things.
✧ He won't admit this part out loud, but there's a small part of him that sees it as his way of protecting you and being there for you even when he's not in the room.
𝐏𝐢𝐩𝐩𝐢𝐧
✧ As he greets you with a hug, Pippin doesn't even recognise the fabric at first.
✧ Then, as his arms wrap around you, he realises how familiar it feels.
✧ You can't help laughing a little as he steps back, eyes looking you up and down with a state of shock.
✧ And, as he realises you've stolen his shirt, a grin.
✧ Gaze going to the shirt, he simply says, "You have very good taste, love."
✧ As you laugh for the second time it's with him, and soon his laughter joins you as well.
✧ But despite his first outward reaction being to joke about it, his first inward reaction is to fall even more in love with you.
✧ Because you loved him enough to take an outfit that was his.
✧ You love him enough to want to be reminded of him, to be close to him, even while he isn't here.
✧ Even though you tell him that most days, there's still something different in seeing an action to prove it.
✧ So this definitely makes his day.
𝐌𝐞𝐫𝐫𝐲
✧ You're expecting Merry to make a comment on your choice of dress when you join him for breakfast, or perhaps an extra kiss.
✧ What you don't expect is for the hobbit to go rather red and then not make eye-contact.
✧ His gaze stays at the kitchen table, before eventually it flickers back up to you.
✧ "Is that?" Merry sounds a mixture of disbelief and fluster, "Are those my clothes?"
✧ "They are." You think about leaving it there, before deciding to be a little teasing. "Do they look nice on me?"
✧ "Very." Merry says it without even needing to think, and both of you can feel your faces heating slightly.
✧ A moment of silence settles before he speaks again, this time managing to spin his words into something more coherent.
✧ Into a beautiful and no less sincere praise about the fact he truly thinks you look wonderful in them.
✧ And that, if you ever felt like doing it again, he... probably wouldn't be opposed to it.
✧ Keeps sneaking glances at you throughout the day, and whenever he joins you in a kiss his hand will trace along the fabric as if to confirm it's still real.
✧ A tangible manifestation of your love.
𝐒𝐚𝐦
✧ Samwise is certainly the most flustered of all the Fellowship.
✧ Something in his mind just can't connect the two things that he's seeing.
✧ You - beautiful, amazing, wonderful you - wandering around the house in some of his clothing.
✧ Not even his finer outfits for better occasions, but just a shirt he would wear around Hobbiton.
✧ It's a silly thought, to think that fabric isn't deserving of you, but in his mind it truly isn't.
✧ He just can't begin to fathom why you would choose his clothes out of all the things available.
✧ Seeing him staring in confusion, even with the light blush on his face, you reassure him and tell him why you're wearing the clothes. To feel close to him even when he's not right there.
✧ "Oh."
✧ Even more blush comes onto his face at that, and he takes you into a hug - a brief kiss being placed on your cheek.
✧ "Well, if you ever want to spend time with me you can just ask me. You don't- you don't need to steal something of mine."
✧ His eyes soften a little, but he can't quite look you in the eye as he gives his next bit of praise.
✧ "Even if you do somehow make them look beautiful."
𝐅𝐫𝐨𝐝𝐨
✧ Actually, Frodo has ended up wearing your clothes a few times around the house before you end up wearing his.
✧ In his mind he had never really understood why you'd stopped for a moment when he'd first walked out. Why you'd seemed to be flustered.
✧ Yes, he was wearing them to be reminded of you. But was it truly so romantic?
✧ As he sees you wearing his clothes he realises the answer is yes.
✧ He realises how much his heart enjoys seeing you like this - seeing an manifestation of how you love him and want to keep him close.
✧ Frodo stands in silence at the edge of the room, and instead of saying anything you only smile at him.
✧ Coming to join you after a moment, he lets himself relax into your arms and tries not to think about the clothing as he kisses you.
✧ "You... you look beautiful, my love."
✧ Doesn't really draw attention to it throughout the rest of the day, although you can see him glancing at it occasionally.
✧ It's not an intrusive gaze, or one that lingers too long on your body, but one that sees you.
✧ One that just wants to feel the love that this action shows.
A/N: Well, I think Aragorn fans got fed the most... so lets hope this attracts a lot of fans of one of our favourite rangers? Thanks again for request, and for being patient with the wait!
ᴄᴏɴᴛᴇɴᴛ ᴡᴀʀɴɪɴɢ: Mentions of trauma, protectiveness, emotional vulnerability.
FRODO
Frodo loves deeply. He’s not always good at saying how he feels, but his actions speak volumes.
He would bring you small tokens from his travels, a smooth stone or a flower pressed into a book, because they reminded him of you.
He needs reassurance, especially after bearing the Ring. He sometimes fears being unworthy, and your gentle reminders of his goodness mean the world to him.
Frodo is a cuddler. He craves physical closeness, whether it’s holding your hand while walking or resting against you in the evening.
He loves reading with you, telling stories of the Shire and watching your reactions. His smile shines brightest when he makes you laugh.
He gives affection in small gestures: brushing hair from your face, squeezing your hand under the table and whispering gratitude for your presence when he feels weary.
SAMWISE
Sam is the epitome of devotion in a partner. His love is all-in, all-encompassing and expressed through constant care.
He shows love by doing things for you: cooking meals, tending your garden, mending clothes... He believes the best way to express his feelings is through action.
Sam is protective, sometimes overly so, but only because his greatest fear is losing those he loves. He’d put himself in harm’s way without hesitation if it meant keeping you safe.
He is affectionate and warm, often reaching for your hand, wrapping an arm around you or pulling you close in a hug.
His ideal life with you is simple: a little house in the Shire, a garden out back, evenings by the fire and waking up to you beside him each morning.
You’d never doubt his love. Every look, every gesture, every word from him is filled with genuine adoration.
PEREGRIN
Pippin is the kind of partner who brings laughter and chaos into your life in the best way.
He’s endlessly affectionate, always tugging on your sleeve, holding your hand, or resting his head on your shoulder. He thrives on touch.
He loves making you laugh. Whether through silly antics, playful teasing, or ridiculous stories, he’ll go to any length to see you smile.
Though often playful, he has moments of surprising sincerity. When things grow serious, his devotion shows in, for example, as standing by your side, offering comfort and proving his bravery.
Pippin loves adventures with you, big or small. Even if it’s just sneaking out for a midnight snack or exploring a meadow, everything feels more magical with you around.
MERIADOC
Merry balances playfulness and responsibility in a relationship. He’s affectionate and mischievous, but also deeply reliable.
He loves planning little surprises for you: sneaking you treats, pulling you into secret spots, or orchestrating jokes that end with your laughter.
Yet beneath the humor, he’s protective and steady. When you’re upset, he shifts instantly from teasing to attentive comfort.
He loves sharing in traditions, whether Shire festivals, drinking games, or picnics. To him, partnership is about being each other’s teammate in all things.
He would go to great lengths to ensure you never feel alone, even in the darkest times.
ARAGORN
Aragorn is an intensely loyal and protective partner. His love is steady, steadfast and deeply rooted in respect.
He is not overly showy with affection, but his devotion is undeniable. Every promise he makes, he keeps.
Aragorn cherishes simple moments: sitting together by a campfire, walking through the woods, or sharing stories of the past. He feels most alive with you in calm and natural spaces.
He is protective but not smothering. He trusts your strength but will always be ready to shield you if danger arises.
Affection for him often comes in touches: his hand brushing yours as you walk, his cloak draped over your shoulders when you’re cold, his forehead pressed against yours in quiet moments…
LEGOLAS
Legolas’s love is subtle and steady. He isn’t overly demonstrative in public, but his affection shows in how closely he pays attention to you: always noticing the smallest details others might overlook.
He loves sharing moments in nature: listening to the trees, watching stars and walking silently side by side.
He’s playful in private. His sense of humor is dry, teasing, and sometimes mischievous. He loves catching you off guard.
He often expresses affection through gifts from nature: a carefully braided crown of flowers, a smooth river stone or a feather left in your hand.
Legolas sees love as eternal. If he loves you, it is with his whole heart, and he carries it as something sacred. His loyalty would never waver.
GIMLI
Gimli’s love is fierce, protective and wholehearted. He doesn’t do things halfway.
He’s affectionate in bold ways: pulling you into bear hugs, booming laughter when you tease him, praising you openly in front of others.
Gimli values loyalty above all. He will fight for you, defend you, and boast about you endlessly. To him, you are the greatest treasure he’s ever found.
He loves physical closeness such as holding your hand, sitting with his arm around you, resting his head against yours… He’s very tactile and unapologetic about it.
Gifts are important to him. He might carve you something intricate, forge a trinket, or gift you a gem that reminded him of your eyes.
To Gimli, love is as much about partnership in battle and joy as it is about affection.
BOROMIR
Boromir is passionate, protective, and sometimes overwhelming in his love. He feels things deeply and expresses them with intensity.
He thrives on reassurance, needing to know he is loved and trusted, especially when doubts and guilt creep in.
He shows affection through grand gestures: sweeping embraces, gifts and bold declarations. He’s not subtle, and he doesn’t want to be.
But he also has a soft side: when he’s vulnerable, he leans into your comfort, resting his head against your shoulder, letting you see the man behind the pride.
Boromir’s love is fiery, loyal and consuming. Once you have his heart, it is yours entirely. No matter the cost.
ELROND
Elrond doesn’t fall easily, but when he does, his devotion runs deeper than most could comprehend.
He would treat you with patience, always listening intently, weighing his words carefully and never dismissing your feelings. He values communication deeply. But he struggles with vulnerability (the weight of his history and grief sometimes makes him retreat).
Elrond enjoys long, quiet evenings: reading together, walking in Rivendell’s gardens, listening to music. He doesn’t need constant chatter. He finds comfort in shared silence.
His love is measured and filled with acts of service: healing your wounds, ensuring your comfort and offering his wisdom when you’re uncertain.
But he also delights in little surprises: he might bring you rare flowers from the gardens or translate an ancient poem into words of love for you.
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Can't get this idea of my head where Legolas has a huge crush, maybe a bit more than that, on Aragorn's sister.
Here's some headcanons hajdkasdahs
LOTR | Legolas having a crush on you, Aragorn's sister
[ Lord of the Rings Masterlist ]
f!reader
This elf thinks he's subtle
He's so curious and starstruck by you, like does not really leave you alone
You always seem to have a shadow next to you, if you can count a 6ft elf prince as a shadow
He's not really familiar with his feelings, but just knows that he wants to be next to you all the time and he feels himself get all heated when you lean a little close to him
He actually thought for a while that you had some kind of elven magic talent that you were using against him
Like thought you had enchanted him to feel all these things, but he actually doesn't realise it until Aragorn points it out to him
"I don't understand. My heart races, my hands begin to sweat and I stutter my words when I talk to her."
"Legolas," Aragorn said, rubbing his eyes. "That's called liking someone. You're in love with my sister."
Legolas gets worried that confessing his feelings would change the relationship, not only with you but also with Aragorn
But Aragorn is all for it, even encouraging him to say something to you
He was raised by elves after all, and is in love with one himself
And even if he believed that the wood elves were a bit more chaotic and untamed than the high elves he grew up with, he thought that Legolas's loyalty and protective nature was a sign of his good intentions towards you
The elf prince is VERY bad at hiding his affections
Literally got shot with an arrow once that went straight through his leg and called it "just a scratch" when you were tending to the wound
The poor elf didn't want to seem weak!
When you compliment him, like a "you did well today with those orcs!" it literally makes him short circuit
And if you're independent, it literally kills him
He admires and respects you for it, but it does make him desire protecting you a bit
One time you fixed one of his braids that had come loose behind his ear and he had to clench his teeth and compose himself while your hands brushed against the sensitive points of his ears
He was quick to excuse himself when you were done, making you confused at his hurry while Aragorn laughed under his breath nearby, watching the whole ordeal
If you prefer short range weapons, he teaches you how to use his bow
Even letting you practice on the one Galadriel gifted to him, which shocked everyone
You once called him "Greenleaf" while teasing him and he had to hide his ears from you because they turned literally BRIGHT red
Bro is smitten
Also Gimli has a field day with it
"Thousands of years old, can shoot down an army of orcs in the blink of an eye, but can't talk to a woman? Christ's sake elf."