THUG LYFE

date someone who loves your belly

living has always been a large part of my life. I was born at an incredibly young age, and ever since then, I have been alive

College entrance essays be like…

that fucking part

this is so funny

i’m so tired of listening to myself think all the time shut the hell up bitch

You gotta understand that some people never really grow. They never learn their lesson. They never recognise their mistakes, they never acknowledge their faults, they never admit they were in the wrong. You will never receive an apology from them, and you will never see their behaviour change.

I HAVE WONDERED ABOUT THIS

I am loved. I am divine. I am growing as a person. I am beautiful. I am magical. I am going to open up more. I am going to make progress in my personal relationships. I am going to succeed at my job. I am going to be more clear minded. I am going to speak up about my feelings. I am going to sing more. I am going to dance more. I am going to create more art. I am going to be clear about emotions and intentions. I am in charge of my mood. I am the setter for the tone. I am powerful. I am going to remember that not everything is linear. I am going to be okay.

isn’t it weird that we have one hand that knows how to do everything and then one hand that just sits there like “I don’t know how to hold a pencil”

What if instead of having sirens ambulances just played move bitch get out the way by ludacris

when they jonas brothers were like “i came from the year 3000..not much has changed but they live underwater..” that was a politically charged remark about climate change and we all ignored it

The year is 2022. You and your gang shoot down Amazon delivery drones and sell their contents for a living.

Is this a prompt or a prophesy

Its an instruction