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the ancient romans also had the backrooms but they thought it was normal so they didnt write it down

I was mugged by snow white and the seven dwarves the other day. six dwarves now, I suppose. kneed dipshit or dopey or whatever he was called in the eye socket so hard he died before his limp body hit the ground. they all scattered after that. I'll never forget how they wailed his name

basketball players fight over the basketball because they are hypnotized before each game to believe it is their egg

a cruel irony that the original post has under 2000 notes

problem rectified. resolution achieved and respect given

im glad we're in the internet backwaters i think if dove chocolate or something replied to my post i would just keep reporting them for terorism again and again and again

if i was dating megan thee stallion i would push a giant boulder up a hill every morning to prove her my worth

“this reminds me of you” ok kiss me then

It’s actually crazy how bad feeling bad feels

$1,000,000 deposited into your bank account every day for the rest of your life or sex with Jafar?

does jafar love me

hell no bitch

Remember when Charlie Kirk was murdered in broad daylight in front of hundreds of people…….that was so fucking awesome