guy on a work call just accidentally said “have a nice freak-end” instead of weekend and now i desperately want that to be the new meme. have a nice freakend everybody

Ate one year old fish yesterday and strangely feel bad today.

I did not eat a baby fish. Stop this.

her cookie make me pitch a tent because shes fat & weird and now I will expire in 1-3 days

*seductively takes DS stylus out of mouth like a cigarette* So… i heard you like Pokemon…..

The 'ingredients you can pronounce means it's healthy' line implies a world in which the kind of nutrition a person requires scales with their biology education and grasp of phonics. Which isn't true, of course, but sure would imply some interesting worldbuilding if it were

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just saw a chair so photogenic I had to reevaluate my feelings towards plastic furniture

#famously few birds in space#probably the safest place to take him

"kung pow penis," a phrase commonly used in reblogs to indicate utter disdain for OP, has twelve letters, each of which (traditionally) must be supplied by a different user. the unanimity of disdain indicated by these twelve unrelated users has strong parallels to the requirement of unanimity for a jury—also traditionally of twelve—to arrive at a verdict. in this essay i will

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