Trace amounts of Monica in my life

A statistically insignificant level of Monica in my life

My life manufactured in a facility that also processes Monica

so i think the solution is to give dachshunds a third pair of legs right in the middle

all roads lead to road dude. and when in road do as the rodents do.

I would take a job pushing the Sisyphus rock if it paid 20 an hour and I could wear my headphones

stop calling it a girl dinner and call it by its formal name: Fend For Yourself dinner in an ingredients household

are you gonna pick those penne noodles out of the boiling water one by one like a man, or are you gonna use a strainer like some kind of democrat?

maybe there never were any twin towers. like did u ever see them?

So I know all you kids are joking around but no, you’re not allowed to make jokes about this. No.