my body is bullshit and i'm ready to be a shrine maiden

ive been crying cuz something made me sad but then i found out the solution is to watch barbie fairytopia in my second moniter and i no longer think the world is out to get me

havent u noticed that ur like the only fairies out in the meadow.

ive been crying cuz something made me sad but then i found out the solution is to watch barbie fairytopia in my second moniter and i no longer think the world is out to get me

havent u noticed that ur like the only fairies out in the meadow.

did a bit of driving through the state of georgia today and wound up driving through a small town that i later discovered was called newborn, which is an odd name but doesn’t technically have anything wrong with it, except for the fact that i nearly gave myself whiplash doing a double-take at a building sign advertising NEWBORN TAXIDERMY

my ultimate fantasy is to have a brain and body that allows me to enjoy being alive

For thousands of years humanity has selectively bred chickens to have larger breasts and to have to lay eggs constantly. We did it to get more meat and per chicken, but from the perspective of the domesticated chickens they’re sorta living in a very specific fetish scenario

It’s full circle now. He did it, by god he did. What a little champ.

Green + yellow + orange is a highly underrated colour combo

are you suggesting people who eat at denny’s are essentially werewolves

not just essentially 

you know those old ‘hentai free’ banners? that’s this blog but with harry potter