my cuirass

Bear religion probably fucking rocks. You're a fucking bear, you're the deadliest thing on earth, once a year an endless supply of salmon just flings itself up the river to gorge on and then you nap for 3 months.

The most delicious food in the world is protected by tiny demons who can defend it from everyone except you. Your natural armor is thick enough that you can just eat the damn hive while they buzz around you. God's chosen animals right there

love the idea of bears being the chosen species actually. having a near death experience and glimpsing heaven and realising it's just full of bears, no humans at all, humans not ensouled actually, humans an accidental byproduct of God's plan for bears

at the JRPG cafe, and the drink sizes are sod, soda, and sodaga

For Sale sign is a machine that turns Cookie into $3

most underrated item in earthbound tbh it's both a perfect "quirky mother series item" concept and it serves a practical purpose. your inventory space is tiny and we keep throwing items at you but what if (!!) you could sell any item in your inventory at any time without needing to go all the way back to a shop? all you gotta do is dedicate a whole inventory slot to an item that lets you summon an NPC at any time who will show up out of nowhere buy one (1) sellable item from you then leave. 10/10 no notes

We Are the Daughters of the Microbes Who Could Survive in an Oxygen-rich Atmosphere