Dirty talk but you both use your customer service voice

Thanks I hate it

Customer service but you use your dirty talk voice

You’re a nasty little bitch aren’t you? Trying to return these shoes after 30 days.

E N O U G H

Gamers will see water and be like "I am physically incapable of digesting this"

You’re really stuck up on this “gamers don’t drink anything” idea huh

Gamers have cold blood and live in the sand

date idea: go to the woods and pick mushrooms together without any prior mushroom knowledge, come back and make a mushroom soup for your loved one and if you both survive then it’s meant to be :)

….. is this… for real…

yes :)

abba was right, at waterloo napoleon did surrender

abba was right about a lot of things, OP

if its called final fantasy why are th

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i can only imagine Alvar seeing this and being like “okay i’m into some shit but. really? built in to the damn bed?”

THE TUSK?????

the tusk.

i am never entering riften again

let’s abolish all clocks, the concept of time itself. live by sunlight. primal instincts and internal clocks ONLY

this generation so obsessed with their phones that they dont even bother to look at each others cocks anymore well IM NOT HAVING IT

Imagine finding both love and friendship in one person

my favorite part of flying home to texas is when the pilot yells YEEEEE HAWWWW WE’RE IN TEXAS NOW BOYS and fires his revolvers into the roof of the cockpit.