Dirty talk but you both use your customer service voice

Thanks I hate it

Customer service but you use your dirty talk voice

You’re a nasty little bitch aren’t you? Trying to return these shoes after 30 days.

E N O U G H

Wait. How are peoples with siblings greeting eachother then?

bold of you to assume I greet my sisters

my little brother JUST said “i am going to burn you at the STAKE. *unintelligible screeching noises* ˢᵗᵉᵃᵏ ᵃⁿᵈ ˢʰᵃᵏᵉ”

way too fucking accurate

Gamers will see water and be like "I am physically incapable of digesting this"

You’re really stuck up on this “gamers don’t drink anything” idea huh

Gamers have cold blood and live in the sand

feeling like maybe. i can only access love through fiction.

bro is love actually real. guys is it real. guys is love actually real tho. 

this post is not about being in love with fictional characters it’s about being gay and feeling like love isn’t for you so you become overwhelmed by small snippets of tender interactions between characters. 30 year old anime icon tumblr stop adding to my post pls.

castin spells

Tai chi

Playing an invisible harp

school is like if you do not have a mental illness one will be provided for you

date idea: go to the woods and pick mushrooms together without any prior mushroom knowledge, come back and make a mushroom soup for your loved one and if you both survive then it’s meant to be :)

….. is this… for real…

yes :)

half of me is a hopeless romantic and the other half of me is, well, an asshole

abba was right, at waterloo napoleon did surrender

abba was right about a lot of things, OP

if its called final fantasy why are th

why are ther

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