Distraction

it’s 2015 and we still haven’t got the moving picture newspapers from harry potter i’m outraged

somewhere in the distance you can hear the dutch yelling THAT’S NOT HOW YOU PRONOUNCE HIS NAME

Do you wanna build a snowman?

mom: hey *dad’s name* oh whoops i mean *brother’s name* oh no *sister’s name* i mean *name of the family goldfish* ah shoot i meant *your name* can you get down here really quick i need something

my dad has literally called me by his own name. 

don’t you hate it when money goes away when you spend it

deep sigh of contentment

no way

this is some portal 2 shit

whenever i watch something like this and i always sit and wonder how long it took them to actually get it right

glad that tumblr has started putting random ppls posts on my dashboard, love it, thanks for this exciting new feature, definitely want to see posts from people i dont follow, thats why i didnt follow them