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Ctimene looks like Anticlea but is a daddy's girl and Odysseus looks like Laertes but is a mama's boy

hector is not dead. he is very much alive and kissing his wife and you all are insane for thinking he is

Achilles is stupidly flexible, and he uses this to intimidate his enemies

Ctimene is infertile and that's why neither her or Eurylochus are listed as having children. Passing on the bloodline was very important during their time so it wouldn't make alot of sense for a princess and nobleman not to have any children unless they physically couldn't. They do have alot of dogs though, one of them being Argos' sibling

Penelope was the one who made Odysseus' disgusting, hideous, horrendous, and horrifying pilos. I hate that hat so much it's so ugly. Anyways, that's why Odysseus is so attached to it

paris loves to play with astyanax. he used to take him to the fields and show him all the farm animals.

Amphiaraus and Tydeus had some history growing up together, they used to be inseperable but something happened and Amphiaraus just never let go of the grudge that spawned

During the Trojan War, soldiers meeting Odysseus and Diomedes for the first time would assume they're the same age. Odysseus loved it because he thought it meant he looked young, Diomedes hated it because he thought it meant he looked old

btw, im the same anon who posted the hc! im kind of hurt by what the second anon said, but i would just like to clarify that im not romanticising them at all its just a silly hc

Paris tried to convince Andromache to leave troy with Astyanax but she refused because Hector promised it would be fine

for one whole year of the trojan war patroclus let any and every animal inside the tent, straw dogs, horses, cats, mice, birds, etc. he had to stop because 1. the cats tried to eat achilles and 2. the tent was swarmed by bees

everyone collectively groans whenever nestor starts speaking

machaon and podalirius had a minor argument the night before machaon's death. in the grand scheme it would have been no big deal but podalirius lives the rest of his life knowing the last words he said to his brother werent kind ones

You're disgusting for promoting "hcs" that romanticize Achilles and Briseis. She was his slave and a rape victim, not some cute "rebound". Absolutely gross.

headcanon that achilles and patroclus were lovers, had a stupid fight prior to the start of the events of the iliad and broke up, and achilles rebounded with briseis even though he truly was in love with patroclus