behold, my empty field of fucks

The Black Death wasn’t transmitted by rats. It was transmitted by millennials.

millennials shot versace

millennials did 9/11

#toys r us is no more because it was bled to death by venture capitalists

little known fact, millenials burned down the Library of Alexandria

And sank the Titanic

If you zoom in on photos of the grassy knoll on the day of the Kennedy assasination you will see someone playing Pokemon Go beside a high powered sniper rifle

The Zodiac killer was a millennial.

GET THE FUCK

Omfg this is gold!!!!

I just had to repost this.  This is hilarious. 

If you’re trapped in a well, you yourself are not well, but everything around you is well

goofy : i just hyucking want u back id do anything scoob baby please please . just give me one last chance scooby: you really rucked up this time roofy. i ront think i ran rorgive you. u broke my reart

mood: the mexican dude who told judge judy “this is your show but this is my episode”

me at god

I asked my co-worker who’s show we’re working today and he said “I don’t know some fuckin children’s band” and it was imagine dragons

Today the same guy came up to me and said “you been watching the winter Olympics? I can’t watch a thing I get so fucking horny”

Violin Exorcism

When a party of bards attacks the warrior

whoever’s idea it was to introduce trade evolution in pokemon is so not valid

gamefreak thinkin i got friends or something

I am fucking.SCREAMING

My ultimate mood

They just climbed right into the sink