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fellatio sounds like a supporting shakespeare character rather than oral sex on a penis to be honest

ice cream for the lady?

It's Another Beautiful Day of Not Being On Mount Everest. just how Every day of my life will be Another Beautiful Day of Not Being On Mount Everest, on account of how I am Never Ever Going There.

washing machine time to human time converter online

life began when the oceans little creatures relized they love pears and apples

driving my wild boar and i feel a slight bump and i look in the rearview mirror and see a squashed honda civic

toooooooo drunk. crackers and cheese 😛

when someone is attempting to get to know me: what are you… the feds 🤨…..

im always up at ass o clock doing god knows what

sorry i never replied. everyday is blending together and i'm losing sense of time