Cats and Dragons

Switched au part 15

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batman will provide a list of rules for the JLA any time they need to work in gotham and the JL will just look between the rules and the group of kids hanging out behind batman like. hold on now.

flash: no metas?

batman: yup.

flash: who’s that then?

batman: that’s signal, he can glow and he’s lovely, now take his fucking name out your mouth.

flash: …

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superman: and you said no guns?

batman: yeah absolutely no guns allowed.

dick: *from upstairs* dAAAAAAD I’M GONNA BE LATE FOR WORK HAVE YOU SEEN MY BADGE AND GUN?

batman: *yelling back* I THINK YOU LEFT THEM IN THE OFFICE.

dick: OH YEAH, THANKS.

batman: NO PROBLEM SWEETIE HAVE A GOOD DAY AT WORK!

superman: hm.

batman: he’s different.

superman: how?

batman: i love him.

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wonder woman: you are against taking human life, are you not?

batman: absolutely and that is non-negotiable. we are not judge jury and executioner.

wonder woman: i see. turn around.

*jason and tim two rooftops over, arguing how best to dispose of the loa assassin corpses they just took down*

batman:

batman: i dont see a problem here. those are my sweet boys.

jason, distantly heard from behind: yeah fuck you we’re his sweet boys.

wonder woman: *sighs*

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batman: honestly the most important thing is that we serve justice and keep morality intact even when dealing with the toughest cases.

green lantern: damian has a secret prison under the titans tower where he’s been torturing their villains rather than trying to reform them.

batman: he’s so cute and small. my baby.

green lantern: bruce-

They've been on my mind a lot..

happy michael or something. idk i wanted to draw

The whole room stops, and Tim stares wide-eyed at the jar before backing away in slight disgust

Tim: What is that? Aren’t you supposed to be on bed rest?

Bruce: Your spleeeennnn

Tim: What?

Dick: What.

Bruce: You got sick last month, and it was bad… I felt bad… spleen…

Jason: *turning to Tim* You were missing your spleen? When the hell were you gonna tell anyone?!

Tim: Slipped my mind, anyway, how did you find out?

Bruce: I go into the League of Assassins servers and whatnot from time to time ever since Damian came into the family, no biggie

Duke: And you...?

Bruce: Infiltrated them about two hours ago to steal back your brother's spleen?

Bruce: Yes

Steph: Are you on drugs? You sound like you’re on drugs. What did Alfred give you?

Bruce: I don’t remember, something for my broken ribs

Cass: *standing up and leading Bruce to sit down in a chair* How many?

Bruce: Three, not a big deal. Anyways, spleen. *grins widely*

Jason: Wait... you infiltrated the League of Assassins while high

Bruce: *looks confused* What, like it's hard?

Damian: *had left the room earlier, is now back with a glass of cold water* Baba, please drink

Bruce: *takes glass and ruffles Damian’s hair* Thank you, baby, you’re so good to me. I love you so much *starts kissing his cheeks while Damian weakly tries to escape*

Dick: … *only slightly jealous* I’m calling Alfred

Red Hood: *starts speeding* What are you running from?!

Danny: I was hired to attend a wedding and yell "I object on account the Groom cheated on the Bride with his sister!" I thought the Bride was the one that hired me! I was actually hired by the Groom's Ex-girlfriend! She just wanted to ruin his wedding!

Red Hood: *cackles* Did you at least get paid?

Danny: Yeah but this money has bad karma! I need to donate it to charity to cleanse it. You know any good women's shelters?

Red Hood: I'll hook you up with a guy, he knows all the best shelters in the city!

Basically scarecrow escapes again and the bats obviously go to hunt him down and bring him back to Arkham. Chaos and yada yada happens though but mid battle scarecrow releases his fear toxin. The bats are prepared for this given that it’s scarecrow and they know his antics so they go to pull out their rebreathers Damian’s however is broken due to earlier in the battle where he had crashed harshly into a surface surface causing his rebreather to get damaged without it being noticed. However this fact isn’t noticed until Damian had already taken in enough of the gas to start freaking out. The bats rush to get the battle over which thankfully goes well while a few others try to stable Damian. Before any of the fear toxin antidote can get be given to Damian the rest of the bats can hear things like “danyal”, “I’m sorry”, and “forgive me” being hastily muttered under Damian’s breathe

The next day the bats are obviously not just concerned over the health of Damian but also curious about who this danyal person is and his relationship to Damian( is it another person like Ra’s who emotionally and mentally manipulated Damian or more like Talia who was still caring to Damian?) Over the next few days or so it’s eventually revealed that Danyal is Damian’s twin brother who one day disappeared after a previous sparing match in which Danyal lost leading to Damian constantly blaming himself for his brothers more than likely death given that while it wasn’t directly said it was clear that Ra’s only wanted one heir and decided to get rid of one of them choosing between whoever won their spar without telling them what would be the price of losing.

completely unserious unfortunately... i do have an idea for a rendered drawing with these two but the lack of emmets makes it hard to pay attention ....