iβm just saying aragorn son of arathorn oh im sorry STRIDER (one of them rangers what his right name is i never heard etc etc) didnβt need to be that sexy at the prancing pony. like ostensibly heβs trying to lay low but even dipshit little [relatively] eighteen y/o frodo is like hey whatβs the deal with that extremely ostentatiously sexy man in the corner
βyou draw far too much attention to yourself βmister underhillββ if i were frodo i wouldve snapped. jesus christ. i canβt help that iβm two feet shorter than everyone else in this definitely definitely 100% a gay bar but at least i didnβt lurk in a sexy corner making eyes at everybody from under my cloak at least im TRYING to pretend iβm not a protagonist you fine ass idiot. i KNOW iβm being pursued by the black riders which is why i didnβt SERVE CUNT from the SHADOWS. the fellowship of the nerve of this bitch
