iโm just saying aragorn son of arathorn oh im sorry STRIDER (one of them rangers what his right name is i never heard etc etc) didnโt need to be that sexy at the prancing pony. like ostensibly heโs trying to lay low but even dipshit little [relatively] eighteen y/o frodo is like hey whatโs the deal with that extremely ostentatiously sexy man in the corner
โyou draw far too much attention to yourself โmister underhillโโ if i were frodo i wouldve snapped. jesus christ. i canโt help that iโm two feet shorter than everyone else in this definitely definitely 100% a gay bar but at least i didnโt lurk in a sexy corner making eyes at everybody from under my cloak at least im TRYING to pretend iโm not a protagonist you fine ass idiot. i KNOW iโm being pursued by the black riders which is why i didnโt SERVE CUNT from the SHADOWS. the fellowship of the nerve of this bitch
