Lore Olympus Shit

this came up on my for you page today and immediately reminded me of the king and queen😌😌

the gift Apollo gave to Persephone was a lyre lol.

HEPHAESTUS???!!???

Hades peircing reminds me of the fact that Hades walked so that emo, alternative, punks etc. could run and you can’t change my mind on this

only cus scientists are afraid to study him and find out the truth

So essentially, due to Hermes speed, he vibrates his molecules at an atomic level. This allows him to phase through any solid object. Thus meaning, if he thrusts really fast he could potentially end up fucking nothing

He’s a DILF too, for example, he killed a son of Poseidon for raping one of his daughters, and Aphrodite loves him so you know he’s hot. And he’s a lil dumb cause he’s low-key shit at winning wars...not enough strategy involved bud :/

I also think that when he fucks someone he sometimes moves too fast and his 🍆vibrates so fast that it doesn’t even register any thing physical. Hermes essentially bends time and space when he fucks, because hes moving so fast if that makes any sense. idk the correct verbiage

I kinda think there’s going to be a trial, where the Olympians are judges. I also think Hades might not be included in this due to bias and or because he’s not considered an Olympian to them. I’m not 100% sure what the punishment should be. But I’m thinking he might be turned into a mortal as punishment (for like 100 years). Simply because in Greek Mythology, Zeus turned him into a mortal as punishment before.

rip