entrylevel-wound

guy who is burnt out beyond recognition and can barely get through the workday just to collapse into bed when he gets home voice: I have got to make art again. it will heal me

clicking 'stay signed in'-buttons used to mean that u would stay signed in

girl wearing red lipstick and girl wearing blue lipstick enter a room together and both exit with purple lipstick

girl wearing red lipstick and girl wearing blue lipstick enter a room together and neither exit the room when you open the door they are not within. the room possesses no doors, windows, vents, or any other method of escape.

the entirety of the room is visible from your current position at the sole entry and exit point. the door opens outwards, and there are no objects within the room to hide behind or inside.

unsure what my followers are failing to understand in this post. It's quite simple in concept, is it not?

Anything that reminds me of anything makes me wanna throw up

jerking off is gay because you’re the same gender as yourself

this is a fun post because people will say how many they have in the tags then you get to figure out which ones.

i just wanna do nothinggggg 😭😭😭😭😭 which is like what im already doing but i wanna do it in a way that doesnt actively ruin my life 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

when someone calls me their friend my heart skips a beat it’s like i won at being myself

I mean, in some very interesting Technically Correct ways, they didn't actually die? Now, they're very much no longer alive. But the forces involved are such that they didn't get any of the usual cellular processes of death, they simply went from biology to physics in less time than it takes a signal to travel down your optic nerve.

if you go from biology to physics without dying first you don’t go to heaven the uber driver went over this

after my last concussion I had this weird thing for a few weeks where I like, didn't want to get hurt? like if I thought I might get hurt doing something that made me not want to do it. has anyone else ever experienced this?

Middle-aged moms on Vulcan with live long & prosper decor

religion is so fucking funny the world is just too beautiful there must be a higher entity behind all this. lets oppress women

We need a sea mine emoji. And one of it exploding. And one of a wretched skeletal hand reaching up from the deep. Searching for an ankle to grab to drag you down below the sunlight. And one of air bubbles escaping your mouth as the water pressure squeezes in and drives the air from your lungs. And one of a mermaid but her boobs are out.

Dont worry everyone. I'll freak out on all of our behalves