Professional Fangirl

joe biden, you stupid fuck. listen to me. Crimes are legal for sitting presidents as long as they’re official actions. Listen: Joe. You have one chance

I don’t regret being optimistic, by the way. I will never regret thinking better of people than maybe they deserve. I don’t know how thinking the worst of everyone always makes the world a better place.

i get so offended when my body decides we’re gonna get sick like i fed you a VEGETABLE last week how DARE you betray me like this. ungrateful 

Praying for the woman I’ll be in 5+yrs I hope she’s happy, and loved, living life unapologetically, doing what she loves.

I’m not American, but dear lord do I miss president Obama.

I am American, and dear lord, do I miss president Obama. Hell, I would be tickled to have W back, and he was the worst. That is how bad Trump is. He’s worse than W.  He’s worse than Nixon. I would take Nixon over Trump. That’s right. I said it. 

sexual attention from men in itself isn’t a compliment at all it can be extremely demeaning but if you’ve not experienced that type of attention before bc of the whole growing up ‘ugly’ type thing it’s like extremely flattering to be wanted in that way and I think that’s a problem for a lot of girls tbh where you know someone saying they’d fuck you ~shouldn’t~ be flattering however at the same time it’s almost as if you’d be grateful someone would and the whole concept to me is just rlly rancid n gross lol

Okay of course I’m happy that Malala got accepted to Oxford, but I really want to know more! What did she write for her personal essay- “Just google me bitches”? Did she have to do an interview and if so did she just plonk her nobel peace prize down on the table? Did her student counselor advise her to apply to other crappier places just in case she wasn’t accepted? Was there anyone who actually turned down freaking Malala Yousafzai, I need to know!!

#she just walked in and was like ‘i go here now’  #and they were like ‘thank you’

today is the worst day of every year because its september 1st and im not on the fucking train to hogwarts