Twisted Wonderland.

The Milky Way reflecting off Lake Superior

Today, all people on SNAP got their FEBRUARY benefit early. If you get January benefits you should still get them on your regular benefit day, provided it’s before (I believe) the 27th. (I may be wrong on that)

But yes, January and February benefits have been given out.

There will be no March benefit. Unless the shutdown ends and the 2019 budget is passed and the budget contains funding for SNAP.

The SNAP program has run out of money. There is no money for food stamps because the budget was not passed. In his tantrum over the Wall, Trump is starving us.

If you know somebody on Food Stamps, and you have some extra money, consider passing it their way. But also be prepared to help in March, and April and so on, if the shutdown doesn’t end, or if the budget does not contain SNAP funding.

1. Go for the eyes. I know it’s basic, but some people are squeamish about it - DON’T BE. Take out an eye, and the majority of people will back right off, or be debilitated.

2. Do NOT let them get you by the hair. Do absolutely anything to prevent this.

3. Go for the throat. If you can hit them anywhere, make it to the throat.

4. The elbow is short range, but that shit hurts when you’re hit with it (I’ve been elbowed in the face, it doesn’t feel good.)

no seriously