Ensku

You know, I'm actually glad that Jesse The Antichrist disappeared without mention. The idea that half-human half-demon children are so rare and so powerful is just dumb. Are you really telling me cases of demons impregnating humans are almost nonexistent? And if children of humans and demons are so powerful, why aren't demons falling all over themselves to make more of them? Like that makes the entire plot of Special Children even dumber than it already is. Why feed kids demon blood, if you can just make an antichrist at any moment? With just maybe 5 of such children, Hell would have wiped floor with all the angels and won the Apocalypse in a day.

don’t focus on your responsibilities you need to make gay shit for a dying fandom

I was unaware of Markiplier telling his fans that they better behave in the theaters which is hilarious to me because I've been joking with my staff that if the people for Iron Lung acted up in our theater I was going to email Markiplier like a disappointed teacher

I work at a theater and despite full showings we have barely had to clean them because people don't leave trash. no complaints from anyone about other customers being loud/obnoxious. every customer who has bought a ticket for iron lung has been polite. i'm so incredibly proud not only of Markiplier but also the fanbase. thanks guys, as both a Mark fan and movie employee

idk what neurodivergent young adult needs to hear this but you are NOT supposed to give 100% at your job. I've gotten more promotions and raises since I started giving 40-60%, which my evil CEO uncle informed me is what bosses actually expect when they say 110%. My mental health has improved tremendously. I've spent 2 out of 5 workdays secretly writing my novel for the last 2 years and I've never been more respected and appreciated. Also--when you see glaring wasteful errors in the company's operating systems, say absolutely nothing! Embrace inefficiency. It is your friend in this capitalist hellscape.

Y'know like Archangels and angels are depicted holding swords and dressed in armour. That's because the Bible described them as such. And later depictions stuck depicting them with swords even if technology had advanced. But there really isn't any rule stating that if like angels come here again they'd have primitive technology and that they won't adopt any new weapons as technology advances, so now I'm imagining Archangel Gabriel with an AK-47.

The censored version of super graphic ultra modern girl that plays at my workplace is actually superior because they censor the word “fugly” so Chappell just goes “He was wearing these……. Jeans.” and it sounds way more devastating