Absolute Entropy!

I was born to ride cavalry into battle but instead im here and being told to study for "school"

It's tourist season again. I need to get rid of my homicidal urges. Tourists are not real and they can not hurt you.

I have a headache right now lowkey a Leon Kennedy x reader slowburn fanfic where Leon's in the military and the reader is a military doctor and the reader keeps patching up leon cause he gets himself hurt a lot would lowkey fix it.

Genuinely one of the biggest cultural shocks i had while watching american and western european shows was that teenagers have to act like sneakily to get cigarettes and alcohol. I can go to any shop around here buy a pack of Marlboro's and a 6 pack of bear and no one will ask anything. I'm not saying this theoretically, I've done this and got asked ZERO questions.

It would really be wonderful timing if catch kuru right about now

The statement "people pick their favourite characters because they see a part of themselves in them" is so bullshit cause yeah. Me and Albert Wesker share a lot of things in common. I too, wear sunglasses.

Ovulation so bad got me acting up by the concept of "men"

This is going to sound so weird but recently I went to our chickens after a long time of not seeing them and i had forgotten how majestic grown up male chickens are. They are like twice the size of normal chickens and their feathers give off a purple and greenish glow in the sunshine. They look so well-made if that makes sense.

Stop the philosophizing for the love of god yes you are the universe experiencing itself and in that experience you also have to study history because you have the exam in two days and the entirety of Byzantium to go through. You can worry about the absurdity of it only after you finish atleast Justinian's reign