BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER SENTENCE STARTERS pt. 1
โ are you all very stoned? โ
โ god! what is your childhood trauma?! โ
โ i want to date, and shop, and hang out, and save the world from unspeakable evil. you know, girly stuff. โ
โ i know you'll never love me. โ
โ love isn't brains, children, it's blood. blood screaming inside you to work its will. โ
โ i know i'm a monster, but you treat me like a man. โ
โ you wanna go steal some stuff? โ
โ why is it always the virgin women who have to do the sacrificing? โ
โ i know what you're doing. you think if you get me mad enough i won't be so scared AND HEY, it's working! โ
โ i'm not exactly quaking in my stylish yet affordable boots here. โ
โ great, now I'm gonna be stuck with serious thoughts all day. โ
ย โ i may be love's bitch, but at least i'm man enough to admit it. โ
โ sorry, but i'm an old fashioned gal. i was raised to believe that men dig up the corpses and the women have the babies. โ
โ we saved the world. i say we party. โ
โ your mouth is open and sound is coming out. this is never good.. โ
โ i'm afraid we're having a slight apocalypse โ
โ demons after money. what ever happened to the still-beating heart of a virgin? no one has any standards anymore. โ
โ well, i'll just jump off that bridge when I come to it. โ
โ i believe the subtext here is rapidly becoming text. โ
โ i'm way off my game. my game's left the country. it's in cuernavaca.. โ
โ it's like talking to a wall. only you get more from a wall. โ
โ the hardest thing in this worldโฆ is to live in it.. โ
โ and you have the emotional maturity of a blueberry scone. โ
โ you know what, i was wrong. you are an idiot. โ
โ well, before i succumb to the ravages of old age, why don't you tell me what brings you here. โ