enjoyerofminttea

y'all should be scared. i am two minutes into writing this and smiling like a maniac. this will be horrible to read

THERES A FIC

THERES A CHAPTER TWO?!?!?!!!???!!

CHAPTER 3 IS UP

“It’s cooking time”

WE GOT THE FINALE!!!!!

life tip: if nothing goes right go to sleep

my dead wife. the ad free internet

I have just learned that Mountain Goats are NOT, in fact, actual Goats.

we breached fucking containment

Reblog to give prev the power to write their fanfiction

Reblog to give prev the TIME to write their fanfiction

Reblog to give prev the hocus focus to write their fanfiction.

Reblog to give prev the energy to write their fanfiction

Reblog to give prev the executive function to write their fanfiction

HOW ARE SO MANY PEOPLE SEEING BREAD???

rock paper scissors but with women, me, and fish

GRABS you by the THROAT. stop using "narcissistic", "slow", "depressed", "bipolar", "schizophrenic" and the literal R slur (i'm not saying it.) etc etc etc as insults. I don't care if you're neurodivergent and doing this you're still an ableist prick