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A tarantula fell from the ceiling and into the kitchen sink

Sure why not

Have you fed your sink spider today?

#why #spider #tarantula #sink #not what i want #not what i needed #do I have to feed it now?

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First time I eat a macaroon.

Look at these fancy cookies

Oh no

OH NO

I bit it and the innards became out-ards

Every bite makes it more difficult to eat it without getting the filling on me

#macaroon #macarons #fox macaroon #cookies #fancy cookies #oh no #oh nooo #oh no no no #filling #filling -> no filling #having to eat it like a snake eating an egg #this is why fancy living ain’t for me #yummy yum yum

When you want to make a snowman but it’s Halloween

#snow #snowman #halloween #pumpkin #pumpkin with a hat #i get it #does it stink eventually?

Saw a goose while I was outside

I got closer and it started hissing at me tho

I was like, what? U wanna catch these hands? What u gonna do huh? Bite me? I ain’t afraid of that. If you bite me I’ll bite u back

Then I saw who I’m assuming was goose husband getting ready to defend goose wife

And…

Goose husband is wearing a bracelet

Even birds have better accessories than me

#goose #geese #canadian geese #canadian goose #goose bracelet #what is this #nesting bird?#hissing #i’ll bite #birds #bird photography #angry birds #i'll get you bitch #fear the birb #cute birbs #fat bird

Me, in a rock and gem show: ooohhh nice nice I like this.

Also me: wait

Are- are my eyes deceiving me?

Nope.

Who makes these????

More than that, who buys these?? And for what?

Also… 15 dollars? Wtf ? That bitch tiny

#what is this #gemstone #rock #carving #gem carving #crystals #crystal penis #there are way too many sexual tags #thats too much #i did not expect that

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Numbers in math?

what is that? all my math has letters in it.

only numbers I see are exponents (sometimes)

I remember when a letter in math was an issue

how naive I was back then

now I have to deal with quadruple integrals, Laplace transform, Euler's rule, and derivatives of displacement to get speed and acceleration.

at least the derivatives are easy

#math #no numbers #only letters #what is this #high school me really thought that I would never use Pythagoras theorem after graduating #that bitch is everywhere

these are some of the acorns I have.

I've been trying to follow the squirrels to their hiding spots but they must know what my plans are.

I'll catch u bitch

next year. acorn season is over now :(

#acorn #I love acorns #squirrel #I'll get you bitch #the squirrel from the ice age movie is the one responsible for this

I love photography.

here is a hermit crab

and this picture of some trees I saw in a park

#photography #my photos #hermit crab #nature #trees #water #river #i guess #does anyone even read these #beautiful #or #random #that's how i roll

Imagine going out of your house and finding a demon goat and a line of goose.

#demon #demon goat #goose #line #its 2am #2 a.m.#2 am ramblings #what is this #i said what i said

They’re always watching

#birblyfe #smol birbs #Star the birb #watching #why me #what is this #fear the birb #he sometimes is a borb #small borb #cockatiel

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Is this raw butterfly?

#butterfly #raw #worm #big worm #magic worm #what is this #halp

Did you know that frog’s eyes glow if you flash them?

I sure didn’t

#frog #toad #frog and toad #i dont know the difference #glow #those eyes #glowing eyes #he’s glowing #literally #kinda spooky #spooktober #kinda

#meme #meme format #new memes #memeable #horror meme #creepy meme #dark memes #spooktober #t pose

There’s a snake in my roof

#toy story #snake #cute snake #rain #raining #rainyweather #wtf man #why me #big snake #;)

It’s only raining a little bit

#rainyweather #rain #raining #little #flooding #drowning #almost #karen is not even here #like wtf

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This little guy jumped on my leg in the middle of the night and nearly gave me a heart attack.

#lizard #scared #night #nighttime #my heart #heart attack #not expected #like fml

Next time you go to the toilet in the middle of the night, remember: you may not be alone.

#human toilet #insect #nightmare #goodnigth #not feeling great #not feeling the best #close enough #close call #too close for comfort #centipede

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