I was dead when I woke up this morning

got banned from my last dungeons & dragons campaign for insisting that paladin was pronounced like paula deen

It’s a beautiful thing when you get so comfortable with someone and you realize you’re telling them things you’ve never said out loud before

im still pissed off that birds get to spend their days flying about and cats get to sleep for 16 hours a day and im stuck dealing with capitalism and expectations

i love when ur lying on ur side and a little tear rolls out for no reason its so cinematic and on brand

Most people I know had that one movie as a kid; that one movie that they would watch over and over and over to the resigned acceptance of their parents. I’ve always thought that movie says something about a person. What was your movie?

My biggest pet peeve is being talked to AS SOON as i wake up. I hate that shit. Stop tryin to communicate with me. Stop askin me questions. Im tryna understand the universe all over again dont talk to me yet ur gonna confuse me and piss me off.