ENDLESSLY CHASING RUBIES

they should invent a type of sleeping where you wake up and feel rested

COUNT dracula? ok. one lol

tbh the fact that its almost 2022 is fine, like its fine whatever. the fact that 2012 was now a decade ago? life ruining. inconsolable etc etc

3. [alternate plural] all'a y'all

4. [possessive pronoun] y’all’s 5. [future tense] y’all’ll

#i cant believe oprah just changed math forever and theres nothing we can do about it

I always ugly laugh when this pops back up on my dash

Nothing but respect for my president

For context: In that production of King Lear by the Royal Shakespeare Company, Sir Ian McKellen, playing the titular character in a scene where Lear has essentially gone round the bend, strips completely naked right there on stage. New York critic Michael Portantiere, noted in his review, “Special note for those who care about such things: In a brief nude scene, McKellen amply demonstrates the truth of Lear’s statement that he is ‘every inch a king’.”

#wow go ian mckellan #also a+ flirting there taron

The above scene is amazing but I also feel we need to take a moment to appreciate the fact that a respected theatre critic took time to mention in their review of this production of King Lear that Ian McKellen has a truly impressive penis