I have a new favorite fish
“broooooooo”
“BROOOOOOOOOOOOOO”
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I have a new favorite fish
“broooooooo”
“BROOOOOOOOOOOOOO”
@official-mudskipper OMG what an honor!!!

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Vote for the MOST SPECIFIC one that applies to you
"My room has a Wikipedia article"
"My house has a Wikipedia article"
"My street has a Wikipedia article"
"My neighborhood has a Wikipedia article"
"My [city/town/village/hamlet] has a Wikipedia article"
"My [district/parish/municipality] has a Wikipedia article"
"My [county/province/state] has a Wikipedia article"
"My [state/province/autonomous region] has a Wikipedia article"
"My country has a Wikipedia article"
I don't think I'd be able to represent every type of internal division a polity could have on this poll, so if yours isn't on here go for whichever one you think is the closest comparison
“Character has to pick shards of glass out of other character’s hand following a mental breakdown” is an oddly specific yet common fanfic trope that I don’t think we talk about enough
actually I lied, this was the funniest part of that doctor's appointment
See, this is one of those things that isn’t that funny yet, but it will be in a few weeks when I dig this out of the freezer after having forgotten about it.

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for what its worth i think its really funny how in creative trades its very common to simply be afflicted with a curse. like its well-known and accepted that every so often you will go through a few months where everything you make turns out bad, nothing works, you can try and try and toil endlessly but theres nothing you can do about it other than attempt a bunch of weird rituals or simply wait it out- so in other words, youre cursed. like sure you can call it ""artist's block""" but i know a curse when i see one.
Do you hear it? Do you hear it? Can you hear it?
several years ago, events converged such that my little sister (Known Lover Of Pandas) received A Great Number Of Panda Themed Gifts for Christmas
we have a photo of her, in her brand new panda hooded cape, with her arms overflowing with other pandas, the biggest grin on her face
and I dream of the day that there exists enough torracat merch for a similar thing to happen to me
Yesterday I saw a dude with the PERFECT superman curl. It looked like he'd done an overnight wet set with a single hair curled and not brushed it out. It was IMMACULATE. When I commented on it he chucked and said "yeah, it's a cowlick, I used to be embarrassed about it but recently my son told me it looked cool and bought me product and now I'm embracing it." And this dude's son has incredible taste because it looked great. Happy for him.
I’M JUST TRYING TO LOOK UP A FUCKING PLANT

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good thing: when historic towns have public trash bins that look like barrels
THIS is what I’m talkin about, babe!
good thing: when historic towns have public trash bins that look like barrels
today I used the phrase "breasting boobily" in casual real life conversation and everyone was shocked asking how I came up with that and I had to explain it. ive been at the devil's sacrament so long that I forgot he wasn't god
"when you dance with the devil so often he ends up following you to church" is a phrase far more deserving of the publicity I'm currently enjoying
Me and my cousin have an ongoing bit where we pretend we made "slightly better" pretend versions of things where we'll be like.
"That was a pretty good movie, but not as good as my movie, House of 1001 Corpses," or "I guess this song is okay. Kind of reminds me of a song I'm working on called 'Faster Car'."
Never once has it been funny or made anyone but us laugh.
Guys, let's make a sandwich. I'll start:
Bread
the souls of the innocent
The sins of the guilty
time loop
Guys, let's make a sandwich. I'll start:
Bread
the souls of the innocent
The sins of the guilty
time loop
Guys, let's make a sandwich. I'll start:
Bread
the souls of the innocent
The sins of the guilty
time loop
Guys, let’s make a sandwich. I’ll start:
Bread
the souls of the innocent
the sins of the guilty
time loop
Guys, let’s make a sandwich. I’ll start:
Bread
the souls of the innocent
the sins of the guilty
time loop
Guys, let’s make a sandwich. I’ll start:
Bread
the souls of the innocent
the sins of the guilty
timeloop
Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?

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i do not at all mean this in a perjorative manner, but i do think it’s important to be able to consume a piece of media and go, “i’m not the audience for this” and be able to just walk away
there doesn’t have to be something wrong or “problematic” about something for a person to not like it. personal taste is personal taste. but something not doing it for you doesn’t mean it automatically has to be wrong or bad. it’s just not for you.
There’s been several times when I’ve watched a thing and been like, they clearly did what they intended to do, and did it well, and I don’t want any part of it. This is a high quality and deeply unpleasant piece of art.
“This is a high quality and deeply unpleasant piece of art” is a wonderful line, I love it, I feel it in my soul
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Recently, my son said to me after seeing a ballet on television: “It’s beautiful but I don’t like it.” And I thought, Are many grown-ups capable of such a distinction? It’s beautiful, but I don’t like it. Usually, our grown-up thinking is more along the lines of: I don’t like it, so it’s not beautiful. What would it meant to separate those two impressions for art making and for art criticism?
- Sarah Ruhl, 100 Essays I Don’t Have Time To Write
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