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Vote for the MOST SPECIFIC one that applies to you

"My room has a Wikipedia article"

"My house has a Wikipedia article"

"My street has a Wikipedia article"

"My neighborhood has a Wikipedia article"

"My [city/town/village/hamlet] has a Wikipedia article"

"My [district/parish/municipality] has a Wikipedia article"

"My [county/province/state] has a Wikipedia article"

"My [state/province/autonomous region] has a Wikipedia article"

"My country has a Wikipedia article"

Voting ended onMay 7

I don't think I'd be able to represent every type of internal division a polity could have on this poll, so if yours isn't on here go for whichever one you think is the closest comparison

#my neighborhood has a Wikipedia article????#I did not know this!!!#exciting news

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“Character has to pick shards of glass out of other character’s hand following a mental breakdown” is an oddly specific yet common fanfic trope that I don’t think we talk about enough

#don’t get me wrong though I eat that UP #people find so many ways to get the glass in there too #punching a mirror #using their bare hands to pick of pieces of a cup they broke #how does this keep happening

baldursghaik

actually I lied, this was the funniest part of that doctor's appointment

#yesterday I got a pelvic exam #which I did not know would also include a breast exam #and my pcp did not know I’m enby #and I wasn’t sure how I broach the topic #so I just let her put on gloves and open up the gown #revealing the top surgery scars on my nipless chest #it was… extraordinarily awkward.#tbf I was not helping.#should I have said something? yes. but it didn’t feel like the right time.#when is the right time? idk. probably a long time ago.#it was kinda funny though

See, this is one of those things that isn’t that funny yet, but it will be in a few weeks when I dig this out of the freezer after having forgotten about it.

squeakadeeks

for what its worth i think its really funny how in creative trades its very common to simply be afflicted with a curse. like its well-known and accepted that every so often you will go through a few months where everything you make turns out bad, nothing works, you can try and try and toil endlessly but theres nothing you can do about it other than attempt a bunch of weird rituals or simply wait it out- so in other words, youre cursed. like sure you can call it ""artist's block""" but i know a curse when i see one.

#I’m an idiot who thought this was about Minecraft at first

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mimsymars

Do you hear it? Do you hear it? Can you hear it?

#Cass I am SO offended that you didn’t tag me in this #/lh

tmae3114

several years ago, events converged such that my little sister (Known Lover Of Pandas) received A Great Number Of Panda Themed Gifts for Christmas

we have a photo of her, in her brand new panda hooded cape, with her arms overflowing with other pandas, the biggest grin on her face

and I dream of the day that there exists enough torracat merch for a similar thing to happen to me

#I liked this before I even finished reading it because I think we have the same little sister #and I know this is about Pokémon but #I’m gonna derail and talk about real animals for a minute #WHEN will the mudskipper get its day in the sun?!#the axolotl had its time #let my funky fish friend have a turn!!!#btw if anyone’s reading this: watch a video of a mudskipper blinking #penn state has one on YouTube #just look it up #it’s so good #my personal favorite is the blue spotted mudskipper btw (I’m basic ik) but they’re all lovely

professorsparklepants

Yesterday I saw a dude with the PERFECT superman curl. It looked like he'd done an overnight wet set with a single hair curled and not brushed it out. It was IMMACULATE. When I commented on it he chucked and said "yeah, it's a cowlick, I used to be embarrassed about it but recently my son told me it looked cool and bought me product and now I'm embracing it." And this dude's son has incredible taste because it looked great. Happy for him.

#this is the CUTEST SHIT #I remember crying about my cowlick as a young child #bc my bangs would never lie flat #it was made worse by the fact that my hair was so fine and lightweight #that it would just stick straight up in the air #then one day I said ‘fuck it. I’m an anime character. let’s embrace it.’#and the rest is history

I’M JUST TRYING TO LOOK UP A FUCKING PLANT

#it’s called mile a minute weed and it’s invasive. not that he cares #I cannot believe that this is an official government website #cw current events #us politics #government shutdown

endless-fluffering

good thing: when historic towns have public trash bins that look like barrels

endless-fluffering

THIS is what I’m talkin about, babe!

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good thing: when historic towns have public trash bins that look like barrels

#good things

gay-mormon-wizard

today I used the phrase "breasting boobily" in casual real life conversation and everyone was shocked asking how I came up with that and I had to explain it. ive been at the devil's sacrament so long that I forgot he wasn't god

gay-mormon-wizard

"when you dance with the devil so often he ends up following you to church" is a phrase far more deserving of the publicity I'm currently enjoying

#oh hell yeah

c3rvida3

Me and my cousin have an ongoing bit where we pretend we made "slightly better" pretend versions of things where we'll be like.

"That was a pretty good movie, but not as good as my movie, House of 1001 Corpses," or "I guess this song is okay. Kind of reminds me of a song I'm working on called 'Faster Car'."

Never once has it been funny or made anyone but us laugh.

#okay I’m going to start doing this #thanks op

whydousernamesevenexist

Guys, let's make a sandwich. I'll start:

Bread

mmmm-daily

the souls of the innocent

traaansfem

The sins of the guilty

118sexen

time loop

quab00

Guys, let's make a sandwich. I'll start:

Bread

whydousernamesevenexist

the souls of the innocent

daddysclownboy

The sins of the guilty

118sexen

time loop

simply-a-leaf

Guys, let's make a sandwich. I'll start:

Bread

saphi-everything-deactivated202

the souls of the innocent

ssnogcb

The sins of the guilty

im-an-anthusiast

time loop

elizarivers

Guys, let’s make a sandwich. I’ll start:

Bread

mrblazeflappybird

the souls of the innocent

sleepy-boything-shit

the sins of the guilty

118sexen

time loop

coelii

Guys, let’s make a sandwich. I’ll start:

Bread

gorefudge

the souls of the innocent

void-mf

the sins of the guilty

118sexen

time loop

ash-the-tiefling

Guys, let’s make a sandwich. I’ll start:

Bread

shittest-wizard-ever

the souls of the innocent

terri-theslime13

the sins of the guilty

rivenantiqnerd

timeloop

endless-fluffering

Orange you glad I didn’t say banana?

penandinkprincess

i do not at all mean this in a perjorative manner, but i do think it’s important to be able to consume a piece of media and go, “i’m not the audience for this” and be able to just walk away

there doesn’t have to be something wrong or “problematic” about something for a person to not like it. personal taste is personal taste. but something not doing it for you doesn’t mean it automatically has to be wrong or bad. it’s just not for you.

sindri42

There’s been several times when I’ve watched a thing and been like, they clearly did what they intended to do, and did it well, and I don’t want any part of it. This is a high quality and deeply unpleasant piece of art.

queenclaudiabrown

“This is a high quality and deeply unpleasant piece of art” is a wonderful line, I love it, I feel it in my soul

saxifraga-x-urbium

too good a take to be left in the tags

obstinaterixatrix

Recently, my son said to me after seeing a ballet on television: “It’s beautiful but I don’t like it.” And I thought, Are many grown-ups capable of such a distinction? It’s beautiful, but I don’t like it. Usually, our grown-up thinking is more along the lines of: I don’t like it, so it’s not beautiful. What would it meant to separate those two impressions for art making and for art criticism?

- Sarah Ruhl, 100 Essays I Don’t Have Time To Write

#RIGHT #like. listen. I love opera.#good opera singers are OBJECTIVELY good singers #they have to train like hell to get that kind of power and control #and guess what?#the same is true for screamo #the latter isn’t really my thing #but I respect the hell out of them too #you don’t have to like opera. you don’t have to like screamo.#but if you write those musicians off as ‘bad’ because YOU don’t like it #i will bite you #(that last bit goes for every genre btw)

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