actual dogboy enderman

what would you do if

Oops, meant to post this back in December ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

You ever think too hard about Minecraft and start gnawing drywall

zombies which look like the default player character. this has no lore implicatjons

skeletons. inexplicable they carry bows.

spiders that are two metres wide and hiss like snakes (imagine how fucking terrifying this would be in real life)

walking bush that wants nothing more than to explode while standin next to you. also theyre afraid of cats

three metre tall guy with social anxiety so bad they try to kill you if you look at them. also they can teleport

really sad ghost

zombies 2: underwater edition

spiders again but now they poison you

Creerror

nah i'm just kidding can you even imagine trying to rank the minecraft cats? can you imagine choosing a favorite star in the sky? a favorite diamond from a line of flawlessly cut diamonds? a favorite blessing from the gods? a

1. Jellie

Closest match: Sharpness IV...?