You know when the game makes fun of all the self-insert stuff? I took that personally. Things in tone with the game so no kids please. Most things won't be scandalous enough to have a mature label, but it might happen from time to time. Might open asks in awhile, but for now want to just work on things when I feel like it.
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[Not really CWs for this. It doesn't talk about asthma attacks, but like in a funny way. If we don't laugh about being asthmatic we will cry about being asthmatic, haha]
Artt- You had decided that you wanted to redecorate a little bit around the house. You also decided that before you bought anything it would be a good idea to look through what was stored in the attic. Artt was more than happy to help you give new life to the little, abandoned collection. He grabbed a framed print of a classic painting asking, "How about this one?"
Without a thought, he brushed a line through the layer of dust clinging to the glass, causing it to fly into thick puffs in the air. When it flew your direction, you started to cough. Like usual, it started with a few small coughs that quickly erupted into stinging, body shaking hacking.
Artt started to panic and apologize profusely. You waved your hand in the air a few times trying to signal you'd be fine as you quickly made your way back to your room to grab your inhaler. After a while, he came to check on you, still apologizing like it was the only thing he knew how to say. You assured him it was an accident, and that when you were ready to start looking through things again, you'd be sure to have your inhaler and a face mask.
Freddy- He was happy to help you get dessert after you had eaten dinner. You had been going crazy on the house work today, so he thought you deserved it. And, he had just the thing in his freezer section- ice cream.
Who doesn't like ice cream? Or, at least one of it's cousins like frozen yogurt, sherbet, maybe even the distant cousin, popsicles.
He was talking with you while you were both enjoying a frozen treat, when you suddenly started having a coughing fit after a bite. Of course, his first thought was that you were choking, standing up to walk behind you; he got as far as putting a hand on your back before you were able to take a deep breath and sputter out, "I'm good! I'm good!"
After a few more short coughs and deep breaths you explained, "That happens sometimes when I eat cold things too fast."
Freddy let out a little laugh. It wasn't that he thought the ordeal was funny; it was one of those nervous laughs that people do when their emotions are frazzled, "Man, Cool Kid! I thought I was gonna have to do the Heimlich maneuver on you or somethin'!"
"I'm glad I stopped you in time. I think if a guy your size did that my ribs would be dust," you teased.
Kristof- It was good to push yourself. It could help strengthen your breathing, even if only a little bit at a time. It wasn't, however, good to push yourself too far nor too fast- which was exactly what you were doing right now.
It didn't help that you were also being spurred on by Kristof while you ran on the treadmill. "Come on, we both know you can do better than that! PUSH!"
This got you to change the pace from a run to a sprint.
The pace only lasted for a few minutes before you quickly realized it was a horrible idea, especially after working out for awhile before you started the sprint. Quickly, you turned off the machine and grabbed your inhaler that was sitting on the floor nearby. Even after breathing the first round of the medicine, you know it was going to be rough. So, you did the next puff before quickly lying on the floor with your arms stretched up above your head in an effort to ease your lungs in any way you could think of.
While you were focusing on minimizing your breathing problems, you were unaware of poor Kristof who only saw you stop, use your inhaler, and fall to the floor in quick succession. He stared at you, horrified before crying out.
"God! I've killed them!"
You were still too out of it to correct him, all your energy going to keeping up your wheezy, shallow breathing. Suddenly, you were off of the floor, being held in a sitting position in Kristof's arms.
"Stay with me! Breathe! BREATHE!!" He begged before scolding and muttering to himself, "Ma warned me about things like this!"
Suddenly, his mouth is on yours. Not in a kiss; it seems like remembering whatever it was his mom had told him spurred him into doing a half-understood attempt at CPR. This made your eyes shoot open before squinting at him in confusion. "Kristof, I'm alright," you managed to say.
He would insist on carrying you everywhere the rest of the day (he would do this the rest of the week, if you'd let him be that clingy), and would act like you were made of glass. He would also let you tease him about acting so soft. Only you though. If anyone else tried to, he'd be sitting you down so he could go assert his dominance.
Phonecia- You were reading on the couch when Phoenecia came rushing up to you. "Sorry to interrupt, but I have GOT to show you this video I just found! You're gonna love it!" She was down right giddy as she pulled up a screen for you to see.
She was right, as the video sent you into a laughing fit. Unfortunately, this sent you into a coughing fit. Phonecia was quick to start rubbing the middle of your back in hopes of taking some of the tension away from your lungs.
"Goodness! If I'd known this would get you so workes up, I would have been more careful!" She exclaimed, but was still somewhat light hearted about the whole thing.
"No, worries," you assured her as your breathing calmed down, "it was worth it!"
Koa- Might not even notice it at first. Eventually, he would, but it would only make him go, "Oh, guess there's a cricket," then shrug it off and move on with his life.
Miranda- Oooooooh, she needs to find that thing! It's driving her crazy! She wouldn't squash it. She wouldn't take it outside. Just as long as she can get it where she can hear her thoughts again.
Prissy- Oooooooh, she needs to find that thing! She doesn't want to kick it out. She just wants to watch it for a bit, and make sure it's not somewhere it might get stepped on.
Curt- Sings with it. Listens for the rhythm and when he has it down he either matches it or responds on the off beats. Either way it equates to him sitting there going, "eee-eee-eee-eee-eee, eee-eee-eee-eee-eee."
Rod- This is going to drive him crazy! Not the bug. Curt squealing with the bug. He'd be alright with it for about a minute before he's yelling, "For the love of god! Knock it off!" This, of course, makes Curt do it even louder.
Florence- The noise doesn't bother her, and she does think that crickets can be kinda cute. But, the feeling of their little feet skittering on her floor give her the creeps. Will try her best to usher it outside without touching it. It's better for it outside anyway.
[first off, sorry if there's a bunch of typos or something. I'm literally finishing up and posting this half asleep. Just a list of what I think some characters would dress as and why. Because it's the middle of August and that means it's almost Halloween.]
Betty- Rose Quartz from Steven Universe (just similar character designs. I also think she'd look cute in the white dress Rose wears.)
Hector- Eric the Phantom of the Opera from the eponymous story (I actually thought that's what his story was going to be. Turned out to be more Cyrano de Bergerac themed.)
The Hanks- The Lost Boys, specifically
Hank 1 as David
Hank 2 as Michael
Hank 3 as Paul
Hank 4 as Dwayne
Hank 5 as Marko
(Simply because I'm letting my interests bleed into one another and I went off of personalities.)
Volt- Pete Burns in the music video of You Spin Me Right Round, specifically the eye patch look. (I just think he would vibe with the outfit.)
Prissy- a fairy, specifically one very inspired by the Great Fairies on the Zelda 64 games (very bright and happy like her and the vine motifs are great for her too.)
Cam- Mr. Stain from Mr. Stain on Junk Alley. (Similar character designs. Like, to the point where I'd be more surprised if they didn't take inspiration from Stain for Cam.)
Harper- Popee the Performer from the eponymous show. (While writing the thing for Cam, I just thought of her making a good Popee.)
Dirk- Kedamono from Popee the Performer. (The fact that if Harper was Popee then Dirk would almost have to be Kedamono. You know, with how the two of them are best friends one moment and out to kill each other the next.)
Holly- still Holly, but she moves the skeleton on her shoulder to on top of her head. (Because that's fun.)
Drysdale- Dr. Frank-N-Furter from The Rocky Horror Show (simply because my sister sent me a video she found of Neil Newbon singing Sweet Transvestite, and my life will never be the same.)
Mac- AM from I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream (hee, hee, hee, computer jokes)
[Just what the title says. Nothing goes into extreme explicit territory, but it's certainly past the point of being out in the open, haha. Might do another one with more characters later.]
Washford- While things are better between him and Drysdale, they are still working on certain emotions. Not to mention there's a big difference in the dynamic now with you in the mix.
Washford wouldn't go as far as cutting contact with Drysdale (certainly not since Drysdale hasn't flirted with anyone outside the relationship after all that happened), but there are still things that get under Washford's skin.
When this happens he starts getting really clingy with you; and, he's sure that Drysdale can see it.
You went to see them towards the end of their practice for their next show, and Washford was sure he got to you while Drysdale was in the middle of stretching.
You started to call out to both of them, "Hey, boys! How's-" but the typically calm Washford basically tackled you and lifted you into his arms to start kissing you like a man with a mission. He was so intent on making your head spin that he almost forgot his other motive.
When he finally pulled back so that you both could catch your breath you laughed. "Washford! What has gotten into you?"
That seemed to be what caught Drysdale's attention. Untwisting himself from whatever pretzel that his stretching routine had him in, and he walked over to you both. "Well, hello, Cherub! I see our dear Washford has already greeted- Hey! Excuse me!" He was at a loss for words when Washford started walking away with you. Even more so when he started kissing down your neck.
Drysdale followed you both until Washford pinned you to a wall. He pressed his body against yours; he felt like he would burn you with the heat of his body since he had just gotten done physically exerting himself with his acrobatics practice. That heat was seeping all the way down into your bones, but you couldn't care.
"Washford!" An absolutely miserable sounding voice fussed loud enough to catch your attention. As Washford continued to leave marks all over your neck and occasionally moving your shirt collar to get at the top of your shoulder, you managed to look over him and see a distraught Drysdale. When he noticed you looking up he decided to try pleading with you instead. "Cherub, please?"
You weren't sure exactly what he was asking for, but you were thinking it was along the lines of getting attention; either you getting Washford's attention for him or you giving attention to him.
That's when things clicked for you.
"Washford." You scolded. You didn't need to say more than that because you all knew what he was doing. You went to say something more, but it turned into a gasp when Washford bit your shoulder; nothing too hard, just enough to surprise you.
He moved his face up to whisper, his deep voice vibrating your whole body, "He doesn't mind as much as he's putting on," he gave you a moment to look back to your partner, who, while still looking like a kicked puppy, was biting the corner of his lip like he did when less than savory thoughts were running through his head.
"See?" Washford chuckled, "Now, let's give him a show he'll really whine for."
Betty- The two of you were resting by each other. Betty suddenly snuggled in close to you. You didn't think anything about it. She was a very physically affectionate person, both for romantic and platonic relationships.
It was when her hands started to wander that you knew what she was thinking. "Betty?" You question as she started to use her thumb to rub circles on your hip.
"Yes, Lover?" She replied as she started to kiss along the top part of your back.
"I'm not complaining, but I thought you wanted to rest?" You asked.
"I do," Betty hummed, "and you know what will really help me relax?" She rolled you gently onto your back and straddled your hips. "What do you think? We can go nice and gentle."
"Yes, ma'am." You replied with a smile, causing her to giggle, lean down, and give you a kiss.
Freddy- It was so hot outside. And, while poor Hector was doing his best to keep things comfortable, there was only so much he could do without buring out.
You were sitting on the couch, wearing shorts and a tank top, doing anything you could to cool off. You were tempted to move the fan from the gym room to the living room. But, it was even more humid upstairs, so it needed all the help it could get.
With your eyes closed and being too irritated to pay attention to anything, you didn't realize someone was next to you until something cold touched the side of your neck, making you jump. This was followed by a laugh and then an apology. "Sorry, sorry! I couldn't help it." Freddy offered as he moved the back of one of his large hands away from the side of your neck.
"Freddy," you huffed and playfully slapped his arm. He laughed again and pulled you onto his lap as he sat down. He lived for the shudder that ran through you at the change of temperature.
"I mean, I really couldn't help it. I saw you over here lookin' pretty, and I thought I'd offer to help cool you down." He teased, his body being so much larger than yours that when he wrapped his arms around you, it felt like he was the only other thing in the world.
"There ya go. Get comfy." Freddy sighed contentedly when you leaned your body onto his. He sneaked his hand under the back of your shirt and rested it on your lower back. You gasped and moved away quickly before relaxing back into his touch. He ran his claws gently up and down your back; every time they brushed over a part of your skin that hadn't been cooled off, you would startle a bit like when he first touched your back.
Suddenly, he moved his hands away and started to move you back onto the couch. You stopped him before he could and asked, "Is something wrong?"
He chuckled as a blush covered his cheeks. "I mean, not wrong, per se... It's just," he cleared his throat, "I'm not trying to be pushy or anything, and you moving so much, so close..."
You were suddenly aware of his problem. You didn't want to make him uncomfortable if he did want to slow things down, but you also didn't mind if he wanted to keep going. You tilted your head up so you could reach his and placed a little kiss on his lips.
That seemed to be all the go ahead he needed, pulling your body flush against his as he started to kiss you back. He kissed along your jaw before moving to lightly blow some cold air across the top of your ear. The noise he made when you shuddered against him was downright sinful.
Amir- He noticed you looking in the mirror for awhile. Walking up to you and placing a kiss on your cheek seemed to pull you from your trance.
"Admiring how stunning you are, Love?" He teased as he looked at your through your reflection.
"Something like that," you replied with a laugh. Amir wasn't unaware of the negative tone that hid under the laugh you gave.
"Hey, look at me," he insisted gently as he kneeled beside you and turned your face so he could look at your actual eyes, "you are beautiful. Don't let yourself feel otherwise. If you do, find me. I will always tell you the truth."
You sighed and looked away. "I know."
"You seem unsure, my heart. Shall I convince you?" There was a playful tone in his voice now. Starting with each of your fingers, he starts placing kisses all the way up one of your arms, stopping at the top of your shoulder. "If you would allow me, I'd be happy to kiss every part of you that I find pleasing."
"Amir," you try to brush his compliments off, but half-heartedly. He knew that you might have needed space, but he didn't want you to sit here and be miserable either.
"Please, let me take care of you. Spoil you. Whatever you want. Your smile is the most precious thing in my world," Amir almost pleaded.
"The other day you said it was my voice," you pointed out, but he could already tell you were starting to feel better.
"Did I? Forgive my inconsistencies. I simply get so overjoyed by you that I cannot decide which part of you I love the most." He sighed wistfully.
"Then how were you planning to do the whole, 'kiss every part I find pleasing,' thing?" You looked back at him; he placed a hand on your cheek.
"Simple! I will kiss any part of you my lips can find," he kissed the cheek his hand wasn't resting on then moved to whisper, "there might be a few things that get special attention as well. Does that sound good?"
You leaned into his hand then sighed again, this time it sounded content. This was the best thing he could ask for, yet he still had an offer he was more than happy to fulfill.
"That does sound nice." You agreed with his idea.
Amir flashed a giddy smile before starting to place kisses all over your face. After a few moments he took a break to look at you lovingly and say, "I apologize for being so eager. I'm planning on this taking awhile. And, I will enjoy every second of it."
Shelley- She was tense as usual. You had started massaging her upper back and arms as those seemed to be the places that held the most tension.
This was only the second time you've tried this, but you had found out this time it was easier to put pressure on her back if you straddled her hips. She seemed like she was more than alright with it, too.
As you were working on a particularly nasty knot, she let out a very loud grunt. You stopped immediately, worried you might have hurt her. Shelley opened her eye and looked at you. "Why'd you stop?" She asked.
"I thought you were uncomfortable." You replied.
Shelley gave a sleepy laugh that shook you as you were sitting on her. "Just the opposite. I haven't felt this good in a bit. Those hands of yours are magic."
You laughed as well and started to work on her muscles again. "Careful, I could take that a different way," you teased.
"Nothing to be careful about," she replied before dropping the tone of her voice changed, "maybe I was trying to get you to think about some things."
She turned around so she was facing you, and watched your expression for a few moments, worried that she might have tried to move things a bit fast. When you didn't move to get off of her, Shelley reached up and placed her hands on your hips.
"What'd ya say? You keep helping me with those hands, and I repay the favor?" She asked, pulling you down to sit more firmly against her.
You smiled and ran your hands as far up her arms as they could reach, "Sounds amazing," you leaned over her a bit more, "How should we start?"
Shelley let out a groan, "Baby, as long as it involves you touching me, you can do whatever you want!" She seemed excited at the prospects, and that excitement was certainly contagious.
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[No CWs. Just thinking about stuff they might do because who actually just stands still?]
Maggie- taps the sides of her glasses. Especially when she's trying to concentrate on something.
Vaughn- Chews on things. Please get him one of those silicone necklaces so his poor fingers stop getting chewed on.
Lux- Clicks their tongue. If they have to edit something or reply to comments the whole time will be filled with, *click-click, click-click, click-click...*
Volt- Messes with his hair. Almost looks like he's scratching his head, but he's more so fluffing up his hair. He especially does this when he's got high emotions, good or bad. Only problem is, the nature of his person, doing this means he will build up static and will shock the next person he comes into contact with. Usually, this is Eddie.
Keyes- Counts out sequences. Often this is matched with her fingers moving like she's playing scales on the piano, starting with left-hand pinky and working up. This can be accompanied by whispering numbers, "one- one, two, one- one, two three, two, one- one, two, three, four, three, two one- one, two, three, four, five, four, three, two, one..."
Or it could be the piano keys that go with it, "C- C,D,C- C,D,E,D,C- C,D,E,F,E,D,C- C,D,E,F,G,F,E,D,C..."
Phonecia- Hums. Not a song or anything. Just gets a pitch and holds it for intervals. Sort of her zone out thing.
Hoove- Also hums, and also not melodically. If he hears a droning sound of some kind, he can't keep himself from trying to match it.
Miranda- Pops her lips. Accidentally does it too loud sometimes and startles people around her.
Timothy- Nods his head side to side when he's working on something. It looks like he's listening to music, but he's not. Just going to his own rhythm.
Dorian- He just stands in the same place for most of the day, so he's got to keep himself busy somehow. He taps his foot. Which foot and whether it's the toe of his shoe or the heel all depends on what he's feeling. It's all good, unless he's on a hard floor. He has hard souls on his shoes, so everyone around had to listen to, *tap, tap, tap, tap, tap, tap,* the whole day.
[CW- Nightmare scenarios/weird dreams depicted. All used in a light hearted way. Weird dreams/nightmares can be fun to laugh at after the fact a lot of the time]
[As someone who has weird dreams all the time, it's sort of a fic of the one vine of the girl going, "Ha,ha,ha, I do that!"]
Nightmare- She was actually sort of impressed. You basically made an entire, 70's style horror movie in your head; complete with the cheesey effects and everything. She'll have to borrow some of these ideas for when she visits other people. Especially the part about the stage show where the, "dance," was someone with their hair on fire trying to put themselves out.
Luke- He was glad he decided to sleep by you tonight. It seemed like you were having some sort of busy dream based on how you tossed and turned. Once he saw that you were starting to look distressed, he shook your shoulder a bit to wake you up. "Hey, what's a matter?"
When you stirred out of your dream a bit, you gave the answer, "The porcine man. He's gonna... to the back of the store... the porcine man will... find..." You nodded back off to sleep mid-discription.
Now, he's freaked out and not quite as glad he decided to sleep by you tonight.
Teddy- When you woke up in the small hours of the morning, it woke him up as well. To be honest, "awake," should be used loosely for the state you were both in. "You alright, sweet thing?" He asked when he saw your face creased with concern.
This woke you up more, at least enough to reply, "I'm fine. Just a weird dream."
He hum sympatheticly and pull you closer, "Would a story help you feel better?"
You couldn't get over how sweet he was. "I'm alright," you yawn as you lean closer to him, "let's just go back to sleep."
You didn't have to tell him twice, and both of you were out for the count pretty quickly.
Skylar- She was just sitting there, trying to rest and get herself to sleep. You had managed to fall asleep before she did, so she took the opportunity to look over from time to time to see you resting peacefully. Or, so she thought. You suddenly sat up from the bed with a loud gasp and it about sent her through the roof.
"Oh, my gosh! Are you okay?" She asked as you looked frantically around the room to get your bearings.
"I'm fine," you were able to laugh at yourself after a few seconds.
"Okay, but, like, what happened?" She pressed, still bewildered and not at all tired.
"Eh, I had a dream that someone walked into the room and stabbed me." The way you were so nonchalant about it was something you both would have to tackle later. You continued, "My nose is a bit stuffy, so I think that was my body's way of waking me up so I can breathe the right way."
Even if that were true, Skylar still needed more answers, and was afraid that you didn't have them.
Bobby- They had woken up and decided to wake you up as well. It was morning after all. When they woke you up, you sat up and said, "We have to stop him!"
"Who?" They questioned.
"Mr. Wikipedia!" You replied in earnest.
They got a good laugh out of that. It seems you weren't all the way awake yet.
Vaughn- feel like he would like doing jigsaw puzzles. He likes using his hands to fuss with little things. He especially likes the sorting phase at the start. He does swear the whole time though. Not that he's frustrated. He's just the type of person that uses cussing as his version of, "um." Example being, "What is this piece? Like, lavender, or some shit? The fuck is that color supposed to go?"
Eddie- He probably doesn't think about doing them often, but when given a chance to he doesn't mind it. Not his favorite thing, but it still scratches a similar problem solving itch like working on the club's electric wires does.
Volt- He's supposed to sit still? For how long at a time? He'll try, especially if he feels like it someone's feelings would get hurt if he declined. Even then, it wouldn't last long. He is the closed circuit to Eddie's open circuit: constantly charged, flowing with energy. One of the only times he stays (remotely) still is when he's sleeping.
Abel- He loves puzzles. Maybe not for doing the things themselves- he liked them alright enough- but the gathering aspect they can encourage is something he loved. He doesn't really do them by himself; but, if there were a group of friends working together? That's was a recipe for a good time right there.
Jerry- Ends up with a piece or two on accident. Will always see if he can find who's missing them. But, if he can't then he finds ways you use them in his art.
Cam- Takes a piece or two on purpose. Not to use them in art. He's just like that sometimes.
Memoria- For her it's all about the picture the puzzle makes. She might not want to do them all the time, but sometimes the puzzle texture makes a picture look cooler than a regular poster.
Maggie- If someone loses a puzzle piece she is on it. She knows it can be frustrating to almost solve something, only to find out you physically can't. Has given Cam the shake down more than once after she noticed a pattern. As for the puzzles themselves, she also enjoys them.
Parker- Likes them... after some negotiation. Loves the idea of as many people feel like boardgames and puzzles are like cousins. He just needed to know the rule. What do you mean there's not rules?? What is the barbarity that has been thrust upon him??? This is okay. This is okay! He'll just make the rules! Of course basing it off of the edge pieces first idea. He would like to have other people help him, as long as they follow the pattern he has made for putting it together.
Doug- Invites others over to work on a puzzle. They all think he's turning over a new leaf and trying to be friendly. When they get there it's one of those million pieces, completely white ones. He also leaves after the first five minutes of working on it, just to see how long it takes them to notice.
Beau- Is horrified. The puzzle is cardboard. She is cardboard. This is almost like walking up to a dismembered body with paint splattered on it and being told, "make something with this," for her.
[So wouldn't cleaning the house be the same as giving the housemates a bath? Also there should be another content warning of, "sorry for the Errol section. I couldn't stop writingâ]
Wyndolyn- She's very appreciative. Giggles when you use a spray and sighs when you're wiping the glass. The way she describes it, even though she's getting clean with the process, it's similar to getting a massage. She'll basically melt into a puddle when you do the outside windows. It's like when you have a pinch in your back and it finally goes away.
Mac- They try to act like it's all cool, but that doesn't last long. The screen and speakers went without incident. But, when you got to the keyboard they started to lose composure. They tried to hide it, but when you ran the cotton swab between the keys, their breath catches loud enough that you hear it.
"Sorry." They offer sheepishly. You take a moment to gauge the situation before you loop the swab around and between the arrow keys. They reach over to stop your hand and knocked you into their lap by bumping you lightly with their chair. They moved your hand over to the mouse, leaned in and hummed, "If you're going to keep teasing me with that, at least pay attention to my scroll wheel."
Luke- He gets nasty with it, and is unapologetic about it. To the point where it can be a bit off putting if you're not ready for it. He's not trying to be weird, he's just trying to flirt and doesn't know what half of what he says sounds like out loud. You walk up the microwave and nonchalantly say, "Hey, Luke, I'm going to clean the microwave." It was something you had done plenty of times. It wasn't something you had ever done when you could hear Luke though.
"Yeah? Oh, what a surprise~" he was suddenly very attentive, but his eyes were almost glazing over as he slightly bit his bottom lip, "You gonna open me up and tell me what a dirty boy I am?"
There were a painful few moments of awkward silence before Luke, face as red as his hair, asked, "Too much?"
"A bit." You, face same tint as his, responded.
"Should I dial it back?"
"Honestly," you sucked on the inside of your cheek, "I'm not sure I mind it."
Sophia- You were cleaning around the attic when you got to the safe. You were just minding your business, dusting around when there was suddenly a daunting presence behind you. "That tickles, kitten." Sophia purred.
"Oh, sorry," you said quickly, "I wasn't thinking about-"
"Who said you could turn around?" She used the leather loop of her crop to turn your face back the way it was facing. It then slid down your side before tapping a soft rhythm on your thigh; just to remind you it was there.
"Nothing to worry yourself about. You're just helping your Mistress stay clean. Cleanliness is next to godliness, after all." She leaned in and whispered, "And, you better be sure you give me the same amount of worship, wretch."
You probably wouldn't be doing much more house work today.
Errol- He didn't think this would go down the way it did. He knew that you had cooked something, and of course that meant you were going to have to wash things. The usual process was followed- you took his basket and tray over to the sink. Errol hummed a bit when you put the tray into the water; to say he can be tense is an understatement, and the warm water helped him pop a few joints. What he wasn't expecting was that there was something stuck on the tray. There was something happening to him with the increase of pressure on the trouble spots that you kept going at. His breathing started to get heavy, then catch here and there as his focus started to leave him. You, not knowing what was going on with the poor man, decided you needed to switch from your rag to a brush. You were going to go gentle so you didn't scratch the metal. That didn't happen as it seemed the change in textures was the end of Errol's tact.
"Harder." He whimpered.
"Errol?" You quested, only now finding out there was something up.
"Harder." This time he insisted, his eyes having that half-crazed look that you had seen a few times before. When you tried to figure out what to do, Errol pushed himself off the counter he was leaning himself on and practically flung himself at you. He was on his knees, looking up at you with still intense, yet pleading eyes, hanging onto your legs like a lifeline. "Please," he rasped.
You put the brush back on the tray and a shudder ran down his spine. You went back to work on the try, while the man at your feet started making unholy noises that increased in amount and volume until eventually his grip was so intense that it made you fall. While you were on your way to the floor, his mouth opened wide in a silent scream; that is, he was silent, but the alarm on the actual air fryer across the room suddenly went off.
As you got your bearings and went over to check on him you saw the fall you both had didn't seem to hurt him. His face, though still looking a bit blissed out, was fiery red and covered by his hands.
"Do you... Do you think the rest of the kitchen heard?" He mumbled through his hands.
"I'm pretty sure the rest of the house heard." You replied, giving his shoulder a comforting pat.
Drysdale- The exact opposite of the monstrosity I wrote above this, things are a lot more casual. When you walk into the laundry room, he's aware about what's about to go down. "What do you say, Cherub? Ready to open my lint trap?" Says the filthiest things while you're cleaning it out too. He knows he's getting to you too. Like, it's to a level where if you two weren't alright with Washford, then there would be a major problem.
Washford- More calm and tender than Drysdale. When you do need to clean the washer, he's sighing and complimenting. "You're being so gentle, my love. Be sure to let me return the favor." This sounds like a request, but he will make sure he does something for you later.
[no CW. The idea is just that everyone does irritating things weather they mean to or not, haha]
Stefan- He knows that he can be a bit of a hot head. He doesn't really snap at you or anything. What he does do is vent to you. He never means to overload you, but sometimes he gets on a roll and can't stop. When he notices how you're sort of tense looking, he knows he's gone a bit too far. He feels awful, and will most likely make you something as an apology. He would do his best to work on it, so he doesn't overwhelm you as much.
Eddie and Volt- It is canon that they will just ignore problems, no matter how bad, and pretend things aren't that bad or that nothing's wrong at all. So, if there's something like a rug by the door that you trip on, they'll apologize, but then forget about it. If you remind them, the response will be along the lines of, "Of course! I'll fix that as soon as possible. Thanks for reminding me, Livewire." It does not happen. Then, when either you or someone else actually wipes out, ending up face first on the floor, they feel awful, but also are like, "When did the rug come loose? We should have fastened that back onto the floor!" They don't mean to, but they will do this sort of thing again.
Hector- He can be sweet, but sometimes that leads him to being a bit too clingy. Like, will pop up at any vent close to where you are to check in on you.
"Hello, my love! Are you well?"
Yes, Hector, I'm alright."
"My dear! I've missed you!"
"Hector, we just talk two minutes ago in the living room."
He doesn't mean to be overbearing. He's just new to this whole relationship thing and is worried he's going to lose you in some way. He will work on it, as well as naturally relaxing into things the longer you're together.
Penelope- She's a very busy person. This sometimes bleeds over into your stuff too. She's constantly trying to organize and reorganize things in order to keep track of things better (or simply because she can't sit still). There's plenty of times where you can just let her do her thing, but eventually you'll have to put your foot down and tell her she isn't allowed to move things without your permission or at least letting you know about it. You spent who knows how long looking for your keys because she decided they were better somewhere else. She is very apologetic, and does work on not handling certain things unless she knows you're alright with it.
Prissy- She is a very happy person. That's a good thing. The problem comes when she doesn't know how to understand not everyone is at 100% all the time. There are times where you have to get her to understand that, yes, you are feeling tired and, no, you don't need to get up and jump around or something to shake it off. You just want to sit down. She would do her best to work on seeing how you're feeling, but still gets excitable. It's just her personality.
Cabrizzio- He's a major flirt; everyone knows this. The problem comes with the fact that he doesn't know how to turn that off sometimes. An example being if you're trying to decide a color for something and you ask his opinion. He'll respond with something like, "Nothing could compare to the color of your eyes, my love." Like, thanks, but that doesn't help. Will try to work on it. Won't stop flirting, but will work on giving an actual answer along with the flirting.
Scandalabra- When he's focusing on something, he has a habit of slowly blowing air from his mouth almost like when you blow out a candle. This wouldn't be any bother if it weren't for the fact that the little split in his teeth make him sound like a tea kettle when he does it. You'll be sitting there and the hear, "eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee *soft inhale* eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee *soft inhale* eeeeeeeeeee-"
If he knows it bothers you, he'll do it on purpose just because he can. He repents of nothing.
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Bathsheba- There's not much she can do, but she's always there to get you a bath ready if you're achy or cold. Also, sitting in water can help your body not feel like it's heavier than a boulder, at least for a bit.
Farya- While she still wants you to get well as much or more as everyone else, she's also the least panicked about. She hates that you're miserable, but she also knows it's most likely just a cold and you'll be fine in a few days. Make sure you're still eating, drinking plenty of fluids, and take what meds you need to help. She'll be there to help with whatever you need.
Tony- Is the king of home remedies and wives' tales. Doesn't matter if they work or not; he just sort of mixes and matches things. You need to drink lemon soda. Doesn't matter if your stomach isn't upset. He heard that you're supposed to drink clear soda when you're sick, so you need to do it. If you have a fever, you eat a popsicle. At first he's got the basic, frozen, sugar water, but when he finds it up about the ones that are actually frozen fruit, he gets those so it's a bit healthier. Will be a bit pushy with things, but it comes from a good place.
Mitchell- He's is something of a germaphobe. Wants to help you feel better, but does so from a distance. His wheelhouse is food, so he brings you things (mostly soup), that he and Stefan teamed up on. When he brings it up to you, he has a mask on, which is certainly understandable. He also has gloves on, which could be a good precaution if not a bit overboard. He also has on goggles, just in case he can catch germs in his eyes, and then takes a shower and immediately washes his clothes after he's in the same room as you. Keep in mind, this is literally him going, "Hi, here's your food. Hope you feel better." Then leaves. He will still text you though so he can actually talk to you.
Cam- Is not a germaphobe. In fact, he's not complaining about you being sick at all. He's not exactly happy about it, and does want you to feel better. But... do you know how much trash heads his way when you're sick? Pill wrappers, an almost endless supply of tissues, maybe even some cleaner bottles depending on how much you have to use after you're a bit more active. The possibilities are boundless.
Dirk/Clarence- He doesn't want you to feel like you're alone. Will sit with you, sleep next to you, just about anything you might need. Will tell you not to worry if you start to fuss about him getting sick. His version of this is falling asleep like Clarence and then waking up like Dirk. Even if that does happen, he just goes, "Too late to do anything about it now," and goes back to sleep.
Betty- Does her best to be sure that you are resting. One of the quickest ways to get sick is having poor sleep, and one of the quickest ways to get well is letting your body rest. Will be stern, but gentle in insisting that you don't push yourself. She doesn't get too bossy, but will drag you back to lie down if she thinks you need to.
Doug- He is good at staying by your side the entire time. Of course, it's spent telling you things like, "I know it seems like a pretty bad cold, but it's probably just the first example of consumption see in modern times," or, "We should look up your symptoms again to see what else comes up," or even, "Does your throat feel like it's made out of a sponge? Ya, know, like, one of those cheap ones you get for doing dishes?â
[Nothing completely explicit here, but still not something I'm willing to risk younger people reading, so marked as adult only. Minors do not interact]
Phonecia- She walked up to ask you about something and you about shot through the roof. "Oh, sorry! I didn't mean to startle you." She apologized.
"No worries I was just a bit focused on reading..." You suddenly floundered a bit realizing you had said too much and needed to cover for yourself, "...uh, some short stories."
This made Phonecia snort a little laugh, "Honey, we both know the type of, 'short stories,' you're reading. I'm your phone, after all. No judgement here."
Then she thought about it for a second, "Well, maybe slight judgement for that one you read the other day. Woooo, I feel like I need to fan myself just thinking about it!"
Over all, a bit embarrassing, but you both get a laugh out of it.
Errol- Well, he was glad you weren't having screen time for awhile. You were reading a proper book! He was certain Lyric would be glad for that too. When you were done with it for the day, Errol decided to see what it was. It looked to be something of a religious piece, if the picture of the priest on the cover was to tell him anything.
While he wasn't sure about the minimal state of dress the other person on the cover was, he also could admit this wasn't of his denomination. So, there was a chance this was their way of depicting the outreach of lost souls.
When you walk back into the room, his face is almost as red as the heated induction coil on his head.
"Is everything alright?" You question.
"No! It most certainly is not!" He practically wheezes out. "We need to have a talk about your choice in reading materials. Immediately!â
Honestly, you're not sure which way this is heading, but- to be fair- neither does he.
Ben-Hwa -There's nothing that really surprises them. If there's something in the subject of sex, they've probably at least heard of it. The thing that does catch them off guard is finding out you're into something that they never suspected from you.
Like if something popped up suddenly and you had to set your phone down and you forgot to turn the screen off. They wouldn't be able to keep themselves from taking a glance.
Mostly just raises their eyebrows and goes, "huh.â
Might have a bit of fun teasing you about it. Nothing malicious. Just them reminding you to turn your screen off if that's the sort of media you're confusing. Wouldn't want anyone else knowing your personal stuff.
Mac- A few of you were hanging out talking about games, just a few friends hanging out. "What's the weirdest game you've ever played?" Connie asked.
"Wait, wait, wait! I have a better one," Telly cut in, "What's the raunchinest game you've ever played?"
You thought for a minute and said, "I don't know. Maybe, like a dating sim or something?"
"Oh, you know that's not the right answer," Mac cut in. They did know your computer downloads after all.
"Yeah, it's the clicker one. Where the guys have been cursed. It can have some some pretty heavy scenes in it." You tried to play it off.
Mac got an impish look and asked, "Oh, really? What was that game you were playing last night?"
The other two looked expectantly, wanting desperately to know what answer Mac was trying to get out of you.
"The farming sim?" You tried to fein ignorance.
"The farming sim that's also what?" They pushed teasingly.
"Also a RPG?" You were practically sweating.
"Uh-huh, I guess it is," they laughed and then moved on. They liked to tease you, but didn't want to actually upset you.
However, they did lean in and say, "You've got too many cats on your farm. Get some of the other monsters."
You felt like you were going to die, and they gave you a side hug and a kiss to the side of your head as an apology for teasing you so much.
Lux- They came up to the chair you were sitting on, acting like they were all sunshine and rainbows. They confidently sat themselves on your lap with their back at one of the chair's arms and their legs over the other. "Heeeey, there, sweety," they hummed running a finger along your chin.
"Uh, hey, Lux," you were a bit bewildered on what this was about.
"I just found out something pretty delicious about someone," they were practically purring as they tapped on your nose, "I just want to say thanks for the donation."
Now you were really confused. "Lux, I donate on your live streams all the time," you pointed out.
This made them positively giddy about something and they giggled and even kicked their feet a bit. "My other ones, yeah," they leaned in close, "but someone forgot to turn anonymous on for the other place they watch me~"
Now you knew what they were talking about, and you felt like you were about to curl up into a ball and disappear. "I-I-I, um-"
"Don't apologize," they interrupt, "I'm not upset you wanted to see me that bad. It's cute~" They leaned in and placed a kiss that was too sweet for the situation on your cheek before moving to whisper into your ear, "Let me know if you ever want to help."
[No CWs that I can think of. As always though, let me know if I missed something.]
Amir- When you wake up in the morning, he's sure to remind you that you should go to your medicine cabinet. He isn't too pushy with it, more so earnestly persistent. Give a gentle, "I'll see you in the other room," when you see the bedroom mirror as a way to encourage you to see him at the bathroom cabinet when you get your meds for the day.
River- When you get to the kitchen, you start to walk to the coffee maker when you hear someone clearing their throat to get your attention. When you turn around, River is standing there with a glass of water. She reminds you that drinking coffee too close to taking your meds can make you feel jittery. She also takes this time to remind you to drink plenty of water through the day. "I am at least 70% of your body after all," she reminds you. Sounds kind of ominous, but it's still true.
Mitchell- He's always happy to share a meal with you. There was sent that he noticed that had him concerned. You were eating rather quickly. Nothing that could be considered rude, but still faster than you probably should have been. When he brings it up, you apologize, "I'm just used to it because of having to eat on work breaks." He's there to remind you you're not always at work, and that eating too quickly could lead to some health problems, most pressingly making you feel nauseous.
Freddy- Reminds you to eat in the first place. Will find you and gently says, "Hey, cool kid! It's been a bit since you've gotten anything out. Maybe come to see me soon?" Even if you end up eating something from the cabinets once you're there, he's just happy to see you're eating.
Koa- He reminds you to sit down. Not sit down while you're working on something; just sit down. Not saying you have to not do anything. Maybe do a hobby, mess around on your phone, or watch something- as long as the main thing you're doing is resting.
Monique- Helps you keep a budget. When you're wanting to buy something, she'll be the sounding board of, "Okay, but when you get that, what are you going to do with it?" Not that it's bad for to get things for fun sometimes, but you can't go wild all of the time.
Reggie- Teaches through negative example. When you start to focus a bit too much on negative things, he'll bluntly tell you, "Doll, you're starting to sound like me. There is only room for one of me." Though he might not admit it, he knows there's a thing as being too negative.
Bathsheba- She reminds you to keep yourself clean. Even though no one likes to admit it, there are times where there's so much going on, or energy levels are so low, that something as basic as bathing are forgotten. She won't shame you for that, but will insist you take care of it before you do anything else. Even if you take a quick shower and not a bath. Feeling bad physically absolutely moves to feeling bad mentally as well.
[I was watching some horror stuff, and did this for fun. Now featuring Hank 5! Sorry I forgot to add him đđź]
[only slight CW for a suggestive joke with the Hanks, but not major]
Timothy-
What he watches- Older horror things that are more aline with a haunted house level of scare. Total light weight when it comes to horror but wanted to give it a try anyway.
How he reacts- Que the cat, "No, no, no, no, no, no, no," sounds. Making biscuits. Nervously making biscuits on any soft surface he can reach. Involuntarily Timmys. He can't help it; it's a defense mechanism. You poor neck- go see a chiropractor because you will have the weight of a catboy clawing up onto your head and shoulders.
Dante-
What he watches- Movie from the early to mid 2000's. He thinks it's a fun mix of some actually scary things with enough cheesey dialogue to balance the mood.
How he reacts- Tries to play it off like he's totally chill like usual, but isn't above admitting a scare got him if it was obvious. You can tell if he gets scared and tries to hide it if a fire is lit- it will crackle a bit when he gets startled.
The Hanks-
What they watch- A classic slasher. They've never really been too big on watching movies, but they ARE all about the EXTREME!
How they react-
Hank 1- Woah, this is rougher than he thought! Still looks fake enough that while he might be tense during the movie, he's able to laugh about it after.
Hank 2- Tries to stay strong in front of the other Hanks. Tries for the first fifteen minutes. As soon as the killer comes out he's hiding behind you, Hank, Hank, Hank, Hank, or a blanket until he thinks it's safe. Still, it doesn't bother him after the movie is done. It was a scary movie, but still a movie.
Hank 3- Hey, he wouldn't mind recreating that one scene. You know the one, *wink, wink*. But, no really, he doesn't know if he could sleep alone tonight. He at least needs someone in the same room. Then again, the killer goes after couples more! What should he do! Help!
Hank 4- Man, this isn't even that scary. It's just sad. Like, all those young adults had their whole lives ahead of them. Now, he needs to go write a different version of this movie where they all get through college- including the killer.
Hank 5- It doesn't seem like it bothers him while you're watching the movie. But, does so many rounds of the house right before bed that eventually Wyndolyn, Curt, Rod, and Dorian are so fed up that they team up and practically carry him back to the closet and tell him to go to bed.
Dasha-
What she watches- very violent horror. It actually scares her.
How she reacts- She still has fun with it. Feels fun to get startled and then be able to laugh at herself. When something does scare her she instantly shoots her arm out in front of you. It's like she's trying to protect you from something that was going to pop out of the screen.
Nightmare-
What she watches- very violent horror. She thinks it's funny.
How she reacts- Doesn't flinch. Might even chuckle here or there. Mostly, she watches to update some of her material. Watches them with you specifically to see what will unnerve you.
Arma-
What she watches- She doesn't. If she gets startled, and especially screams, it sets off her alarm. Seeing as she doesn't want to scare the whole house, she just keeps her distance from them.
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[Scenario is a friend who doesnât know about the whole Dateviators thing jokes about you liking an object too much.]
[Slight CW- Sex joke in Daisukeâs section, but nothing explicit, and Kristof being a bit overprotective, but nothing unhealthy]
Betty- You had just lied down for the night when you got a call from a friend in a different time zone. âSorry for calling! I just remembered how late it is for you there.â They apologized as soon as you answered.
âHey, donât worry about it! Iâm always happy to talk to you.â You laughed.
âStill, being that late- and Iâm sure you had a busy day- I bet youâre wanting to marry your bed right now.â
âIâll be honest, Iâve thought about that more than once recently.â You laughed, your friend not knowing the truth behind your joke.
The two of you talked for a little while more with no major things coming up. Poor Betty though, was a flustered mess. She knew you were both close, but this was surprising for her. She knew you said it as a joke about the actual bed, and not her, but still she couldnât get the thought out of her head.
Once you were done talking to your friend, you made sure to ask where she could hear, âHey, um, maybe would could talk in the morning?â To be honest you wanted to talk to her about it tonight, but the Dateviators needed to be charged for the night. You wanted to be sure you could talk to her about it in person. As it was right now, you wouldnât be able to hear her, and you certainly didnât want this conversation to be one sided.
Hector- Your friend and you decided to go for a walk. It seemed like a nice enough day when you both started out, but soon enough it got pretty hot. By the time you both had gotten back to your house, you felt like you were going to melt. Hector, of course came to the rescue. Your friend flopped onto the couch while you went to get you both some fresh water from the kitchen.
âMan, your air conditioner is great!â Your friend sighed.
âDonât I know it.â You agreed.
âI mean, with how hot I am right now, I feel like I could marry it!â They laughed then added, âIâm already taken though, so maybe you get that honor.â You both laughed at the joke.
Meanwhile, Hector was listening from the nearby vent thinking, âPLEASE, marry the air conditioner! Please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please-â
Daisuke- You were washing the dishes from breakfast and lunch at the kitchen sink. He appreciated this as you were always more careful and attentive to the dishes than Dishy was. While you were working, your phone rang. After drying your hands off your answered the phone and put it on speaker so you could still finish up.
âHey, sorry if itâs loud. Iâm doing the dishes.â You told them.
âYouâre doing the dishes?!â The gave a fake gasp, âShouldnât you at least get them dinner first?â
âYeah, yeah. Real mature.â You snorted before you both started talking about what they had called you for.
Daisuke was so confused. Why did you have to have dinner first? Wasnât better to clean things sooner rather than later? Was your friend encouraging you to be less cleanly? That didnât seem like it was a very good attitude to have!
Luke was the one that had to break it to him that it was a sex joke.
He is mortified. He cares for the human and would never assume that they would want to do something so personally intrusive as intercourse! UnlessâŚ
Mac - You were just messing around on your computer when you got a message.
âAre you still awake right now???â
âYeah. Not ready to done for the day.â You replied.
âIf you love your computer so much, then why donât you marry it? xDâ the sent back.
âThat with the xD and everything? Are we 12 again???â You shook your head at the situation.
When you brought it up with Mac when you talk to them next, they tell you they saw it and they get a good laugh at it. In fact, it seems theyâre laughing a bit too much at it.
Thatâs funny because itâs not like that would EVER happen, right? Like thereâs no way that theyâve been thinking about that for a while or something. They havenât been looking ring prices or anything. Donât look at the internet search history real fast while they, uh, make sure thereâs no extra cookies. Definitely, not taking online store visits off the list or something.
Kristof- He wasnât a very jealous person. There was no need for him to be. He was very assured of himself and how much you care for him. However, there was something about the friend you were showing around the house that didnât sit well with him. They seemed like they were getting a bit too close with you. Now, they werenât, and he knew that. But, he still couldnât help being suspicious and overprotective.
While you were showing them the workout room, they noticed your ring. âThatâs a pretty ring.â They complimented.
âThanks!â You beamed as you showed it to them.
âWhatâs with the decoration on the top though? Are you engaged to a treadmill or something?â They teased.
âAs a matter of fact, they are!!â Kristof bellowed, not that either of you could hear him.
The rest of the room can, however, and they will not let him live it down. âOooooooo, Kristofâs gonna get married!â Telly teased in a fake kid voice.
âStop it," Fanita would scold, âThatâs so cute!â
âLooks like the big guy has a soft spot after all.â Duncan chuckled.
âSpeak of this, and I promise I will break you.â Kristof glared at all of them.
Shelly- Your friend had come over to help you reorganize a few things. While you were working sorting a box of old, family stuff, you started hanging stuff from an old, jewelry box on a few, little hooks that were on a nearby shelf. When you put a ring on one of the hooks, your friend jokingly said, âI now pronounce you person and shelf.â
You both laughed at the lame attempt at a joke and moved on. Thatâs all you thought about itâŚthat is until you talked to Shelly later. She would be so serious, take you by the hand, and say, âI promise I will be the best partner ever. I wonât let you down.â
Doesnât get that it was a joke, but doesnât seem to mind. Of course, you two are married! You were pronounced and everything!
Have a good sit down talk with her and tell her that if she does really want to be married, the two of you should probably take a few steps back and handle things properly. Sheâll certainly agree, but still isnât totally sold on the fact that you werenât married to begin with.
[So, I'm not falling asleep as fast as I'd like to. So, did a character study sort of thing where I look at my texts and decide what character would say it or the text would be funny in their voice]
[CW: mental health stuff, because life is life. But, it's all funny]
Chance- Should have gone to bed hours ago, but why is the music video for Enya's Caribbean Blue such a nightmare?? Like it's whimsical, but too whimsical so it's like the witch from Hansle and Grettle luring kids in with a candy house. She traps the kid in her madness world and leaves him on the beach to fend for himself. Enya the goddess of twisting desires, the bearer of the monkey paw
Rebel- I just got obliterated by a five year old. She told me, "you kinda look like kicken' chicken" I looked it up and
Dishy- Guess who's head is about 20 lbs lighter
Doug- So, I meant to do a lot more with my day, then YouTube suggested a bunch of Ballerina Cappuccina videos and I couldn't stop watching them
Diana- So, I hate going to the doctor, and I'm having the post anxiety zones after leaving. Then I suddenly realized that my nurse practitioner looks sorta like Meredith Monk. Now I'm zoning with Turtle Dreams stuck in my head đľâđŤ
Dirk- Forgot to send this yesterday, but we were at a park with the kids and I was like, "the joker and penguin are going to spin this in circles."
Kopi- So the type of creamer we buy for coffee tastes good, but concerningly smells like a vape when the cup dries out
Hector- Went into a fugue state and came out remembering the Captain Kangaroo theme. This happens about once a year
Prissy- Just found out about Arabian sand boas. Look at these guys
