#date everything daisuke

You’re doing your 4th re-run of the game, it’s late, and you’re not really paying attention to whatever options you’re clicking as you pull up front Dorian for a chat. You accidentally press the dialogue option that lets you leave the house and your heart drops, you’ve made so much progress, and now it’s all going down the drain— but you blink, you wait, nothing happens. Dorian is just frozen there, with an expression you’ve never noticed on his sprites before, the dialogue box is empty and there are no choices. After a few minutes, he sighs—the dialogue frame is still empty— and then you’re forcefully exited out of the interaction. That was strange but, probably just a bug! The game just came out after all, plus it saved your ass big time, so you just saved your game and went to bed.

Most of the time life and work get in the way of your hobbies, and sometimes you’re forced to work overtime for 2 days and not play a single minute of your new favorite dating game. Finally, the weekend arrives, and you boot up the game, the ‘trivia’ that you expect to read every time now only says, “They’ve missed you.” That’s…weird, probably a new welcome back thing the devs implemented to make you want to play more. You finally get into the game and the second you put your dateviators on, Curt & Rod, Betty, and Dorian pop up at the same time. Each of their dialogue boxes empty, and they’re all speaking over each other before the game just crashes.

Odd, you re-start and everything is fine. You go downstairs and aim your glasses at scandalebra, but somehow, Daisuke is the one that pops up on your screen. He does his usual greeting, you’ve already finished his route though, so this glitch cost you a chance. You sigh and skip through before the game stops registering your clicks and Daisuke seems to be staring right at you. Is the DLC doing this? As you’re just waiting, Daisuke finally speaks, “My love, why do you wish to waste time with the likes of him?” he sighed, “I’m right here, all yours, and you haven’t even looked at me for weeks. Are you… bored with me?”, there aren’t any choices you can select.

One time you aim your glasses at Johnny and Amir is there instead. He’s got this… look on his face, he’s blushing, and he just can’t seem to form any words. But trying to click through his empty dialogue does nothing, so you just wait. Before he could even speak, though, your game completely freezes and in seconds you’re somehow in the breaker room? Eddie & Volt greet you like nothing’s wrong, “Live wire! Ah, we’ve missed you, where have you been?” Volt said in this, eerily cheery tone of voice you’ve never heard from him, then Eddie started talking, “not good to ignore your boyfriends for too long, we could start getting jealous, y’know?”

You’re so close to finishing Abel’s story quest, and when you go over to him, you find out that one of his legs has come loose out of nowhere. Tony won’t come and fix it, no matter how many times you call for him. You go over to Tony, much to Abel’s dismay, he looks way more cheerful than you’re used to, “Ah, and to think I thought you’d forgotten about little ol’ Tony for that fucking table. I can’t tell you how much I’ve missed you, want to show me how sorry you are for ignoring me now that you’re here?”

You’re talking out loud to yourself about how this time you’re going to finally romance Keith and when those words leave your mouth your bedroom and bathroom door close themselves shut. You click and click, but Dorian just won’t open. You aim your glasses at him, the only thing he says is, “Sorry, luv, don’t feel like sharin’ you today,”

When you aim your glasses at your fridge, you expect Freddy and somehow the character standing in front of you is… Doug? “Look, I know I’m just a concept made form, but even I need some action time to time from my lover. Get your ass here and stop talking to that hairy fridge. I missed your dumbass.”

You’re talking to Curt & Rod, and you’re pretty sure they aren’t supposed to say, “Look, we know you’re popular,” Curt says, then Rod continues, “and we totally get why… I mean, look at you baby!”, Curt then chimes in, “but y’know, we do want you for ourselves the most. Why don’t you, ignore them for a while and come cuddle up with us? It’s been a while, lover.”

You talk to Mac once first thing in the day, and now the rest of your charges are gone! You try aiming your glasses at them again just to see, and it actually works, “I can get a little possessive, but you do understand, don't you?”

You do not remember about a literal sex scene where Hector and the player (you) are experimenting with temperature play as he’s breathlessly moaning your name when your character shivers, “Ah my love, seeing you so vulnerable all for me while they are watching makes my heart so full that it could burst.”

Somehow, every day a new inanimal goes missing, and you have to spend hours with Mateo to find them, somehow he doesn’t mind this at all, somehow the inanimals look chirpier than ever when you click on them.

You don’t even remember there being a shower feature, let alone how your character got into it, but the way Johnny is looking at you and the way he’s talking about your body like it’s the really expensive looking piece of cake in a bakery window tells you he’s loving this. “You look… amazin’, downright ethereal, am I allowed to… get a feel for myself, gorgeous?”

Hector- Your friend and you decided to go for a walk. It seemed like a nice enough day when you both started out, but soon enough it got pretty hot. By the time you both had gotten back to your house, you felt like you were going to melt. Hector, of course came to the rescue. Your friend flopped onto the couch while you went to get you both some fresh water from the kitchen.

“Man, your air conditioner is great!” Your friend sighed.

“Don’t I know it.” You agreed.

“I mean, with how hot I am right now, I feel like I could marry it!” They laughed then added, “I’m already taken though, so maybe you get that honor.” You both laughed at the joke.

Meanwhile, Hector was listening from the nearby vent thinking, “PLEASE, marry the air conditioner! Please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please please-“

Daisuke- You were washing the dishes from breakfast and lunch at the kitchen sink. He appreciated this as you were always more careful and attentive to the dishes than Dishy was. While you were working, your phone rang. After drying your hands off your answered the phone and put it on speaker so you could still finish up.

“Hey, sorry if it’s loud. I’m doing the dishes.” You told them.

“You’re doing the dishes?!” The gave a fake gasp, “Shouldn’t you at least get them dinner first?”

“Yeah, yeah. Real mature.” You snorted before you both started talking about what they had called you for.

Daisuke was so confused. Why did you have to have dinner first? Wasn’t better to clean things sooner rather than later? Was your friend encouraging you to be less cleanly? That didn’t seem like it was a very good attitude to have!

Luke was the one that had to break it to him that it was a sex joke.

He is mortified. He cares for the human and would never assume that they would want to do something so personally intrusive as intercourse! Unless…

Mac - You were just messing around on your computer when you got a message.

“Are you still awake right now???”

“Yeah. Not ready to done for the day.” You replied.

“If you love your computer so much, then why don’t you marry it? xD” the sent back.

“That with the xD and everything? Are we 12 again???” You shook your head at the situation.

When you brought it up with Mac when you talk to them next, they tell you they saw it and they get a good laugh at it. In fact, it seems they’re laughing a bit too much at it.

That’s funny because it’s not like that would EVER happen, right? Like there’s no way that they’ve been thinking about that for a while or something. They haven’t been looking ring prices or anything. Don’t look at the internet search history real fast while they, uh, make sure there’s no extra cookies. Definitely, not taking online store visits off the list or something.

Kristof- He wasn’t a very jealous person. There was no need for him to be. He was very assured of himself and how much you care for him. However, there was something about the friend you were showing around the house that didn’t sit well with him. They seemed like they were getting a bit too close with you. Now, they weren’t, and he knew that. But, he still couldn’t help being suspicious and overprotective.

While you were showing them the workout room, they noticed your ring. “That’s a pretty ring.” They complimented.

“Thanks!” You beamed as you showed it to them.

“What’s with the decoration on the top though? Are you engaged to a treadmill or something?” They teased.

“As a matter of fact, they are!!” Kristof bellowed, not that either of you could hear him.

The rest of the room can, however, and they will not let him live it down. “Oooooooo, Kristof’s gonna get married!” Telly teased in a fake kid voice.

“Stop it," Fanita would scold, “That’s so cute!”

“Looks like the big guy has a soft spot after all.” Duncan chuckled.

“Speak of this, and I promise I will break you.” Kristof glared at all of them.

Shelly- Your friend had come over to help you reorganize a few things. While you were working sorting a box of old, family stuff, you started hanging stuff from an old, jewelry box on a few, little hooks that were on a nearby shelf. When you put a ring on one of the hooks, your friend jokingly said, “I now pronounce you person and shelf.”

You both laughed at the lame attempt at a joke and moved on. That’s all you thought about it…that is until you talked to Shelly later. She would be so serious, take you by the hand, and say, “I promise I will be the best partner ever. I won’t let you down.”

Doesn’t get that it was a joke, but doesn’t seem to mind. Of course, you two are married! You were pronounced and everything!