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[Like, picture you had hair at least to your shoulders and decided it had to go (not something I did🫢 I would never 🙂↔️😉)]
[Not really any warnings. Just Harper being Harper and Doug being Doug]
The big one- Stalker vs garbage man! Fight!
Harper- needs the hair!! She just does!!
Cam- look, it's not everyday he gets a delivery of this much hair, there's no way he's giving this up!
The two of them are getting into it, and it's getting so nasty that other people are starting to take notice.
But, here comes Jerry with the metal, folding chair!
But, here actually comes Henry to vacuum it up and give them all citations for disturbing the peace.
Freddy- Hey, it's part of your body! Do what you want with it. You could come out with the ugliest haircut anyone has ever seen, and he's still behind you 100%.
You know what? You tried something, cool kid, and learned something from it. And, that's what matters the most.
Mitchell- It's part of your body😬 do what you want with it😬
Is actually all about personal autonomy, but he likes how your hair looked before. And, he also knows how long it took to grow out his own hair, so he knows you've been growing it for awhile.
He does like how you have it now, but it just takes a bit of getting used to.
Sinclair- While he's all for the new cut, there's hair all over the bathroom. Even when you think you've gotten it all, more pops up out of nowhere!
He's going to be sneezing for a week! Not to mention some hair that got into the drain! He's all stopped and basically has the sink version of a cold.
Doesn't feel too upset with you; just, remember to cover the sink next time, please.
Scandalabra- Horrified! Oh, Jo, your one beauty! He you didn't even go somewhere to get it done? You butchered it at home??? (Doesn't matter how nice it looks, if you cut it yourself, he considers it a crime
Then he realizes, it's fuzzy! He now has a new fidget (if you let him) of just fluffing up the shorter parts of your hair. Still isn't sure of this whole thing, but will let it slide if you still let him play with your hair.
Maybe let him cut it for you next time?
(General surgeons notice: letting Scandalabra close to you with scissors, while usually safe can, in many cases, lead you to having the haircut he wants you to have instead of the one you asked for.)
Doug- He wasn't surprised because the whole time you were cutting it, he was standing behind you going, "Don't fuck it up," every time you would clip the scissors or did a line with the electric razor.
He would act like he hates it, but would tussle your hair whenever he sees you. He tries to play it off like he's being demeaning, but leaves his hands on you longer than teasing would require.
"We got to keep you away from scissors, dork." He'd huff, and run his hand through your hair again.
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Date Everything AU where the homeowner is suffering severe depression and self-sabotages all relationships and basically makes all the items hate them until they all realise what's wrong and try to help them get better lead by best girl Betty because she notices it first because she's amazing
Eddie is a hypocrite obviously
Volt sobs at how much you hate yourself
Lux, Amyr and Barry try to give you a glow up to feel better about yourself
All the kitchen guys make you all your favourite foods
Koa chills in silence with you on your bad days while you snuggle Mateo and all his pets
Nightmare gives you nightmares of being LOVED TOO MUCH lmao
All of the 'Theatre kid' (Jean Loo, Chairemi, Drysdale and Washford, I, Ronaldini, Tina, Keyes, Rainey etc.) items take turns entertaining you when you don't want to watch anything on Telly
Memoria spends time reminding you of all the good things you've done
As autism I need Timothy to sit next to me so I can hear the ticking because me like that sound
Dorian gets super overprotective and makes it so only a certain number of people can get to you on bad days
Hector keeps things at the perfect tempterature and even visits you awkwardly sometimes to ask if you want any changes
And you can just snuggle Teddy at all times
I'm so autistic
I Have A Date Everything Theory (be warned for SPOILERS below!!!)
So, at first I was just experiencing the game as a fun little dating sim, y'know, as it's probably supposed to be experienced, but then I got to thinking in the shower, and I put some things together that may or may not have been intentional.
I'll give some examples of scenarios first to illustrate my point:
1. The toxic relationship between Dirk and Harper is obviously one that the game wants you to help fix/break them up. It's a good thing when they're finally away from each other in the context of personified characters, of course, but think about what has literally just occurred. You've gotten Dirk, the dirty clothes, away from the hamper by washing them. You've finally washed your clothes, which, judging by how sick of each other Dirk and Harper were, must've been dirty for awhile. Congrats! They motivated you to get something productive done!! (Even if Clarence, is, well, Clarence lol)
2. When you talk to Keyes, the main character (not us, but the person that is inside the game) seems to realize, in at least one of the dialogue options, that they haven't played piano very often. The interaction with Keyes as a person (hopefully) gets the mc to want to interact with her more, which, again, in a literal perspective, would be playing her. The mc is being motivated to play piano either again or for the first time. To explore creative hobbies like music.
3. Mitchell Linn the food connoisseur offers to take you to three different places right out in the gate in your first interaction (usually). The choices are sushi, a Hawaiian-fusion restaurant, and ice cream. When you choose the Hawaiian-fusion, Mitchell basically tells you good job for branching out and having an open mind. I believe he says something like this for Daisuke's restaurant too, if I'm not mistaken. He is literally encouraging the mc to try new things, starting with food, at least. To learn a bit about other cultures, too, while doing it!! (Since he asks you questions about silverware/tools/how you eat certain things for Koa and Daisuke's restaurants)
4. When you talk to Amir, he is the embodiment of not only the mirror, but the best hype man ever. I've seen many people in playthroughs assume that the mirror would be very vain and arrogant, but it turns out he is just the opposite! He never misses an opportunity to try to get you see that you are beautiful, and will not stand for any negative self-talk. I think that the beneficial impact he has on you needs no explanation; he's trying to improve your self-image!! :)
5. Beverly is REALLY desperate for customers. She even demonstrates that she is slightly annoyed you would invite friends over and then always end up cancelling. She wants you to get her bar more popular, and to do that, she insinuates that you have to invite some friends over! Sure, those friends can be the objects you've befriended in your house, but she's the one motivating you to maybe step outside of your comfort zone and realize that a little social interaction after all this time might be a good thing! She does just want business, though, so take this with a grain of salt lol.
I could go on and on about each (or at least most of the) character(s), but I'm pretty sure no one has the attention span to read this ramble, so I'll summarize some others I wanted to point out:
Dunk (and technically Kristof, Dasha, Shelley, and maybe a few others, but mainly Dunk) tries to get you to not only become sporty again, but be able to love it, too! Not to do it because you feel like you have to, but to enjoy doing it!
Diana speaks in word salads, presumably taken all from sentences written in her pages, so this might motivate the mc to write more positive things, therefore enjoying the positives of life more. Having Diana regurgitate or contemplate negative feelings that the mc writes about would probably make them feel guilty, driving them to make both Diana's and their lives better by writing about the positives.
I'll stop for now (let me know if anyone wants to hear about any more characters), but there are some of the things I wanted to point out. I'm not entirely sure what this is all leading to, since these are mostly just shower thoughts I had, but I'm thinking that, somehow, the glasses are improving your lifestyle. Now that the mc doesn't have a boring, pencil-pushing job (that replaced them with AI anyway), they are able to live a better life. (Or something like that; don't worry, I realize this is all a bit of a stretch, I was just having fun theorizing :] )
