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unfortunately "CUNT" and "YEET" don't work. someone should mod it

TO THE PATRONS OF THIS THEATER, I APOLOGIZE FOR INTERRUPTING YOUR SCREENING OF INLAND EMPIRE BUT I DO NEED YOUR HELP WITH SOMETHING. THERE IS A MAN IN ROW E SEAT 7 WHO HAS BEEN GOOGLING "INLAND EMPIRE EXPLAINED" ON HIS PHONE WITH FULL BRIGHTNESS ON, DISTURBING OTHER VIEWERS IN HIS VICINITY. HE HAS NO LOVE FOR FILM AND JUDGING BY WHAT HE HAS GOOGLED HE THINKS THAT ALL MOVIES ARE PUZZLES THAT HE HAS TO SOLVE LIKE THIS IS LOST OR SOME SHIT. I UNDERSTAND THIS IS AN UNUSUAL REQUEST, BUT I WANT YOU TO REMOVE THIS MAN FROM THE THEATER AND POSSIBLY KILL HIM. WHEN HE IS GONE, YOUR SCREENING WILL RESUME. YOUR PAL, DAVID LYNCH

for 7 - 20 players, 2 of whom will divorce

jocelynandersonphotography

here it is, the funniest most absurd line spoken in all of kingdom hearts 

"stress" by yoan capote - made of bronze and concrete

A vote for the second poll increases the vote count for both polls, despite the first ostensibly being closed

something incredibly American about an Allied trooper yelling brand names at Soviets until they recognize him as an ally.

Everyone: Aww.