Alchemy After Dark

Burnout is a jockey and he's riding me to death.

made a poster for my dad's hangout shed :)

How many mystery writers does it take to change a lightbulb?

How many?

What do writers have for breakfast?

Where do all the struggling writers live?

Where?

(I've heard a lot of them over the years.)

Why are writers always in great shape?

Did you hear about the famous writer who turned out to be a fraud?

Why is editing a better job than writing?

v day special 💘

Valentine’s day always swoops over my head so have a drawing of roy and ed undressing instead lmao

Pried open my rib cage…,words by: @sanitysipper

ed proceeded to wipe out and was almost entirely swallowed by the snowbank

Click on the image, Tumblr blurs it as usual.

Reunited

in the spring we are such fools

I watched FMAB for the first time 🧡 :D

Also forgot to post this there. Hi !

a heart made fullmetal 🦾💕💥