my advice to the kids is that they should fight people on the playground while they can still get away with it without legal consequences
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my advice to the kids is that they should fight people on the playground while they can still get away with it without legal consequences

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Um, It Makes Total Sense We’re All Into Sea Shanties Now
all i really want out of life is to be the second-weirdest person in my friend group
bc like, i don’t want to hang out SOLELY with people who are weirder than me, bc where’s my chance to shine
but also if anyone tries to call me out on my shit i can be like “ok but Calder has that dissected cow head soaking in bleach in their closet so maybe get off my dick”
Thank you to everyone who recommended hydrogen peroxide over bleach you are just enabling me

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i want my baking to be so good that when someone eats it they either wonder why im not married or have a split-second panic abt proposing to me right then and there
OH it’s just a comparison of the faces! I thought this was implying that George Costanza was going to beat the shit out of Pikachu
Being stuck inside for most of this year, I’ve been feeling a lot of nostalgia for little magical moments in nature from my childhood. I would love to see fireflies again one day! Was there ever a moment in your childhood that felt like actual magic?
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oh god I had a really big epiphany about love and personhood but I’m too drunk for words. hold on I’m gonna paint it.
this. this is it.
this belongs in the moma with the preceding text post as its title
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“oh god I had a really big epiphany about love and personhood but I’m too drunk for words”
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corny wlw solidarity art 🏳️🌈
January 20 2017 - Alt-right leader/fascist Richard Spencer gets punched in the face at Trump’s inauguration in Washington DC. [video]
It’s almost that time of year again!
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Whenever ppl draw female dwarves with beards and heavy armour…i get so happy…y'all all get “not a certified coward” award…
not to be obnoxious and comment on your post op but this brings back memories of when I played dnd with a group of nasty cishet white dudes—yall Know the type—and I played a heavily bearded lesbian lady dwarf named Avila. These dudes thot it would be a really great idea for us to roll a single d20 ONCE to see how hot our characters would be, bugging me abt how Avila was hideous the whole time, and then had to live with it when I rolled a nat 20 and therefore canonically had the hottest character in the group by a LONG shot (:
This is one of the most POWERFUL additions to this post honestly

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A field surgeon in a fantasy world has performed life saving surgery on many an orc war band before, unwittingly becoming blood brothers with most of his patients. In his darkest days, his extended family comes to offer their hands.
Hyrea the Healer was not a difficult goddess to serve.
Which was not to say that service was easy. Service to Hyrea took one into dangerous places, and dangerous work. A dedicate of Hyrea went into war, and plague, and famine. Risked death a thousand ways, over and over again. And yet it wasn’t difficult to serve her, if you were the right kind of person. For a person who looked at the sick or wounded or starving and longed to help, it was the easiest thing in the world.
Hyrea marked her devotees in a way impossible to disguise or to mistake. It was possible to replicate the blue tattoos, to an extent, though the ‘blindfold’ was hard to do, eyelids being difficult. The bands around the wrists were easier. But only Hyrea could make them glow with that faint, spectral light. No-one could look on that light, and not know exactly who they were looking at. There were stories about it – about the six healers who had walked onto a battlefield and stood between the two armies, and stopped the battle cold, for neither side had dared to lift a hand against the healers. About proud gods who drove out the humble Hyrean healers, so that only their own priests could heal, and cities emptied by disease spreading from the poorest quarters, where the proud priests would not go. About the warlord who, having struck his enemy down, saw a Hyrean healer kneel to help the man, and in fury struck the healer down as well – and died the next moment, with a dozen arrows in his back, fired by his own men. About villages struck by plague, who saw the blue lights approaching through mist, and opened their barricaded gates to hope. About terrible battles that lasted from dawn until dusk… and then nights full of pale blue lights, moving among the fallen, and a hundred or two hundred or five hundred men found living on the field the next morning.
Temples of Hyrea rose in odd places. In busy cities, in border towns, in little villages, with no apparent rhyme or reason. Only a certainty, in the part of some priest or priestess, that here there would be need of them. They were good at predicting need.
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