WHAT
I may have reblogged this recently but holy shit the noise it makes when he slaps the bowl out of his hand fucking kills me.
I’m wheezing like a 90 year old man, holy shit.

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WHAT
I may have reblogged this recently but holy shit the noise it makes when he slaps the bowl out of his hand fucking kills me.
I’m wheezing like a 90 year old man, holy shit.

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Wholesome parents
every photo of a shoebill eating is progressively worse than the last
the one exception: this gentle boy who just wants to share a snack with you
I feel I should point out that the penultimate stork is being slandered. That duck was uneaten; the stork was just moving it out of the way, and promptly dropped it. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1225223/Dont-forget-duck-Giant-Shoebill-picks-feathered-friend-blocks-path.html
Look at the duck’s FACE
H A L P
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No one knows me better than tumblr. They sure do know I love my inspirational lime flavored scooby doo furry porn
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Wow tumblr, the hero we need. Thank god they removed this probably 6 year old post.

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A dog runs up to its master carrying an unusual stick.
Master: Hey boy, what do you got there?
Dog: Bark
Master: Bark? Well where did you get such an unusual piece of bark?
Dog: Ruff
Master: The roof? Well how did you get all the way up there?
Dog: With the ladder
PETA Is A Joke
I’m sorry, but this is so fucking stupid. PETA is claiming that this is what a sheep looks like after it has been sheared. In case you were wondering, this is what a sheep ACTUALLY looks like after it has been sheared:
And that isn’t some “best case” scenario, believe me, I live in a place that has more sheep than people, and all sheared sheep look like that. It does not hurt the animal at all, aside from perhaps the odd slip with the shears resulting in a minor graze. In fact, shearing sheep is necessary for their wellbeing, because domesticated sheep do not shed their wool like a non domesticated sheep would, which can to them looking like this:
This is Shrek, yes, that is actually his name, notice how you can’t see his legs or face? That’s not good. He is a sheep who escaped his field and went wandering for six years, resulting in a sixty pound fleece. This is actually dangerous because it can cause overheating and if they get on their back the weight stops them from getting up again, they can die from this. PETA really cares about money and attention more than animals.
So yeah, fuck PETA, buy wool…and while you’re at it buy some goddamn honey because the bees need the help.
After Shrek was sheared:
HES SMILING
I legitimately teared up at this
:’(

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Because there are always pregnant people, the average number of skeletons in a body is higher than one
I never needed to think about this, but now I’m reblogging it and all of you can suffer as well.
This was so ridiculously drawn out and the conclusion was so obvious yet still I couldn’t tell where this was going