something divine

i….m not attracted to men who are attracted to white women i rlly think that is so nasty……..U mite as well fuck a dog.

oh my god

Honestly? Fuck you. I don’t care if this was some kind of a joke or whatever it’s not fucking funny. Sooooo many black people stay trying to erase mixed people or look down on us. Y'all got that in common with white folk.

ya mama prolly look n smell jus like a cocker spaniel but ok

maybe you should kiss a cat on its tiny little head then you'll feel better

ptah! ptah!! hair in my mouf

gay men being flamboyantly "scared" of pussy wasnt rly funny to begin with but its especially embarrassing doing that as a legal adult

i love those tweets that are like “if our vibes don’t connect, i can’t lend my space and energy to you” yeah that’s called not liking someone. youre saying nothing

maybe it is just my personal opinion but if ur a white person and had a phase where u were going down the alt right pipeline or were a full blown nazi and ur now . like reformed and gay or trans or whatever perhaps it’d be best to not mention it or if you do, talk about it with shame and not yknow, meme it, like i don’t see the humor in “i was almost a kkk member but then i came out as gay ^_^ silly me” wheres the joke

Applying for jobs is a hell designed specifically to torment autistic people. Here is a well-paying task which you know in your heart and soul if they just gave you a desk and left you alone and allowed you to do it you would sit there and be more focused and enthusiastic and excellent at it than anyone else in the building. However, before they allow you to perform the task, you must pass through 3-4 opaque social crucibles where you must wear uncomfortable clothes and make eye contact while everyone expects you to lie, but not too much (no one is ever clear exactly how much lying is expected, “over” honesty is however penalized). You are being judged almost entirely on how well you understand these very specific and unclear rules that no one has explained. None of this has anything to do with your ability to perform the desired task.

Should’ve checked whether anyone in my house likes eggs before we got chickens. I have 67 eggs that need eating.

go out and throw them at cop cars

How many cop cars do you think are within walking distance of my house

Once you egg the first, there’s a delivery service for more.

Ah yes, the Grand Theft Auto method