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clonerightsagenda

When I was at the natural history museum, the fossil section had stickers on the glass to engage children - things like "Flap your arms like a pterodactyl" or "Measure your hand against the mosasaurus." However the first of these I encountered, which I found alarming and threatening without context, was a sticker reading "Struggle like you are stuck in a tar pit"

clonerightsagenda

I feel like more bright colors, an exclamation mark, or a more whimsical font choice would've also helped here to indicate that it is a Fun Activity For Children. Instead it felt like getting instructed in my inevitable fate by a road sign

plaguedocboi

He means a little squeeze bottle with brine shrimp inside but… bottle feeding the loblings…

ittybittyisopod

I'm sorry this was too good of a mental image I had to draw it

assi9

who would have better weed?

hobbits/halflings

elves

goblins

humans

other

Voting ended onAug 4

liivn

medieval heart-shaped prayer book in a medieval painting and in real life

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wishfulsketching

I got inspired to draw some of THESE with the TF2 mercs

This is peak humor in my eyes

#tf2

ncalabby

Run administrator run

#tf2

safrev

BLU BOOGIE!

(and extra sketches below the cut)

#tf2

iriganthefool

Sometimes when I’m slacking off I make myself do something I like to call “productive fun” where I still don’t do the thing I need to or anything actually productive, but instead of mindlessly doomscrolling I play Minecraft or something. It still gives me that sweet, sweet dopamine, but I have something to show for the time I spent, and I don’t feel as bad or like I completely wasted my time.

#I need to start doing this

pixierainbows

Tiny baby Deer

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pixierainbows

Sorry for really really bad video through window screen but …

TINY BABY DEER NURSING OMG !!!

streetmatt

View from a bridge.

By Matti Merilaid.

followthebluebell

every year, my boss buys a few cat calendars for our workplace. Due to some sort of mix-up, we accidentally got a few naked women calendars this year.

Normally, that's where the story would end. It would just be a mildly amusing mistake.

But it becomes absolutely fucking hilarious because I opened up the calendar package in front of clients today. One moment, we're just discussing the cats up for adoption and if their current cat might be willing to accept a new baby brother/sister and bam. Suddenly it went all tits up the second I picked up one of the calendars and actually looked at the damn thing.

Unfortunately, the clients ALSO looked at it.

None of us wanted this to happen. None of us knew how to respond to it. There's nothing in any social protocol that could have prepared us for this.

There was just like thirty solid seconds of absolutely dead silence as we all tried to think of the most polite thing to say.

"Wow," i said, because I'm entirely braindead at this point. "Not the kind of pussy I expected to encounter today."

Thankfully, they thought it was hilarious. It probably wasn't the most politic thing to say, but it was very funny to at least three people.

homunculus-argument

"But won't children be confused by all the LGBT-"

Yesterday I saw a mother with a baby carriage, being followed by a girl of about 4-6 years old on a bicycle. The kid started ringing her bike bell like RING RING RING RING RING RING RING, and the mother turned to look behind them to see whether they were being followed by a cyclist who desperately needs to pass them for the sake of everyone's safety.

And the little girl - who just rang the goddamn bell herself 5 seconds ago - also turned to look.

Kids are confused by everything at all times. They don't know jack shit. About anything.

jumpingjacktrash

i remember being like 8 or 9 and being told that my dad’s ex-wife was no longer diane and we were to address her as daniel now. my reaction: “ok.”

me and my brother later had a small discussion about whether that could happen randomly (conclusion: no, he probably had to file papers or something) and whether daniel should now be referred to as dad’s ex-husband (conclusion: yes but only to see the face he’ll make) but at no point did we find it like... alarming? the world is big and weird. we were used to it.

finding out a sorta-relative could just change genders off camera, as it were, was a whole lot less head-splodey than finding out there were no squirrels in australia!

scattered-to-the-winds

There’s no what

ashfae

"Won't they be confused by all the--" So what if they are? Life is often confusing. That's part of how we learn. Part of the job of an adult is to help confused kids learn and understand things. There's no obligation to protect the kids from the confusing things. Quite the reverse.

In my experience anyone using this BS excuse isn't worried about a child's potential confusion, but their own, which they don't want to admit to having.

indieninja92

theres no squirrels in australia???

marleythegoldfish

Aussie here, I DIDN'T KNOW SQUIRRELS WERE ACTUALLY REAL FOR THE FIRST EIGHT YEARS OF MY LIFE NO JOKE I THOUGHT THEY WERE A MYTHICAL ANIMAL LIKE UNICORNS

alostpan

WHAT??

mariposakitten

Also kids are far less likely to be confused by something the younger they learn about it. Kiddo had queer people in his life and casual references to queerness before he could even talk. It was never confusing for him. It was normal.

galadriel1010

Squirrels were an invasive species to Australia but they never managed to gain a foothold and were eradicated within a few years of their arrival.

webber-da-spider

If only the same could’ve been done to rabbits down there

twilight-princess-link-official

I’m still shocked by the info that there’s not any squirrels in Australia

adjdhsue

Yeah, what the heck am I supposed to do with that information

trans-boy-thing-offical

What do you mean there's no squirrels in Australia?!?!

goose-offical

THERE’S NO SQUIRRELS IN AUSTRALIA????

3-geeseinatrenchcoat

I THINK WE SKIPPED OVER THE FACT THAT THEY DON'T NATURALLY HAVE RABBITS IN AUSTRALIA???? THEY'RE AN INVASIVE SPECIES????

goose-offical

WHAT???????????????????

janedoodlee

THEY DONT HAVE SQUIRRELS??????????????????????????????

vintricles

i think we’ve lost the plot.

baaarlow

The high school I went to in the 80s was within cooee of the Perth Zoo, which had Grey Palm squirrels roaming free. Naturally they spread all through the surrounding area and it was quite common to see squirrels at school. Article here

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#tiktok

inoppositionflorien

People I pass on the street or meet in the office are always saying things at me like "desquamation" and "throupled" and "reticulate" and then bludgeoning and/or biting me while on the way to apply for or renew a pronoun license.

I got pistol-whipped by a liberal centrist clown the other day. Like an actual clown who's also a liberal centrist, that's not a joke. It's bad enough that telekinetic orphans will come up to you in the suburbs and demand you name a type of metal and then beat you up anyway no matter what you say, but this really is becoming a problem.

(Of course, I'm sure this is the fault of mysterious outside agitators. It usually is. I'm sure the party is dealing with it.)

#pronoun palace

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