A spoon's only objective in life is to make soup go upwards, and it knows this. That's why when you put one under a running tap it blasts the water way high. The spoon thinks there's suddenly TONS of soup to deal with and it freaks out.

people in the queer community love to say the nastiest things about "bi women and their cishet boyfriends"... first of all, disregarding that everyone is deserving of respect, even cishet allies or partners of queer folks, people also forget that anyone can be trans as well. what if that cishet boyfriend is actually a trans girl who is stealth or in the closet? I'm sure that you saying a bunch of mean shit about her and her bi girlfriend, ab how she shouldn't have brought her to pride will make her feel so welcomed and loved /s

even if they aren't closeted, what makes you think you can tell someones gender identity or sexuality at a glance? they could be nonbinary. they could be a trans man who passes. they could be intersex, or bi or pan, or ace or aro. maybe that "bi girlfriend" is actually a trans man, and the "cishet boyfriend" is gay. you have no right to decide what anyone else's identity is based on what you see, and we must make room for people who are not visibly queer. pride is for them too, and we cant gatekeep, or pry into their personal lives, or dictate how their own pride or queerness should look

TikTokers are such pussies when it comes to ships. “B-but they’re not canon 🥺🥺🥺😭😭😖😖” honey back in my day we shipped characters from entirely different medias uphill both ways in the snow

We need to reintroduce crackshipping into the zeitgeist. We use to be a society damnit.

they should invent giving me the perfect job without applying or interviewing

they should invent universal income fuck that job

'boots of resist frost' yeah they're just boots

#they finally invented maid outfits for women

Sometimes real life beats the shit out of movies can you imagine LIVING THIS