OH MY GOD, IS THIS HOW IT STARTS?

Not even joking im gonna request work off for deltarune

Please (job name here) accept my time off pleade please please

THEY ACCEPTED IT BOOYAH 2 DAYS TO PLAY DELTARUNE WOOP WOOP

sometimes i get weirdly anxious about the fact that thousands of years of evolution have led to my specific bloodline and it will almost certainly be ending with me. but then i remember the same is true of like every fly that dies in a drink before it gets the chance to reproduce so like. who am i to get all precious about the concept of bloodlines really. who give a shit. my ancestors arent any better than that flys ancestors.

you could be an aro/acespec person and make the most lukewarm post criticizing the allo/amatonormative background radiation that plagues fandom on the whole, and unless you add several disclaimers that "oh but it's okay ^_^ people can do whatever they want ^_^ haha it's just silly fandom stuff at the end of the day, this doesn't really matter, just have fun" 5 million locusts will descend upon you and your crops will wither to sludge and ash and a brick will be hucked through your bedroom window.

anyone else notice how when "digital assistants" were just supposed to do specific tasks when you asked for them we had Alexa and Siri and Cortana, but now that they're being marketed as smart enough to take actions and make decisions on their own they've got names like Claude and Devin

Beware The Bitches That Be like Dot Dot Dot Before They SAy Shit