Whenever I let my cat try my food before I do, I like to imagine I'm an emperor and he's my loyal little cupbearer.
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Whenever I let my cat try my food before I do, I like to imagine I'm an emperor and he's my loyal little cupbearer.

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It's nice that loud noises don't stick to clothes like smells do. That would be really bad if they did.
Copiously using the word "clanker" before it becomes the c-word. If a self-driving car gets me, you'll know why.
a cat is a sort of machine that dispenses hair all over you and everything else in the room
once you realize you don’t actually need to sleep, you can really (stops talking abruptly and stares straight ahead for 4 minutes)

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"your life is yours to mold" oh nooooooooo oh no oh my god. oh fuck me. no. oh my god. oh im so fucked dude.
Blocking straits is not good for your arteries.
random dream
New super tough boss (that in no way looks like a fish) gets launched in a nondescript MMORPG. All players come together trying to defeat it, but no success. Everyone wipes over and over as they're slowly getting better, cue inspiring montage etc.
Then a random guy comes and uses a common fish-catching item on the boss and just 1-taps it. Before dying, the boss says: "I didn't see myself as a fish, I guess..."
Woke up chuckling, good days.
I think some of the loneliness of autism is that you feel like you hurt people just by Interacting Wrong, but you don’t know how to Interact Right, and the more effort you put into it, the more exhausted you are and the more artificial it comes across (with the end result of people still being upset with you). and it’s not anyone’s fault for not liking Being Interacted With Wrong, and it’s not your fault for doing it so wrong, but it is very, very lonely.
How long until someone makes a cult centred around an LLM? Religion as software as a service, God has been deprecated.

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”Explain yourself” followed by “stop making excuses” has always baffled me because the fuck you think explaining myself is????
you've met me at a very "yeah i'm trying to work on that" time in my life
sent this message to my coworker today and he sent me this screenshot with microsoft teams's suggested replies... incredible 10/10 no notes.
severely deficient in whatever vitamin makes u a person